Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!
Now that this guy's gone, who'll make the KKK respectable?
Oh hey, did anything happen yesterday?
She wants to sing this classic protest song about black people being lynched, would that be OK?
Dylann Roof was a 'lone wolf' racist murderer, and he certainly didn't come from an online pack of like-minded rabid dogs.
Thin-Skinned Nazis At Breitbart Gonna Sue You For Saying They’re Racist, Truth Absolute Defense Against Libel
Racist? BREITBART???? THE HELL YOU SAY.
Alt-Right movement founder Richard Spencer details his dream of a turning the country into a safe space for white people.
It's morning in America, so you can read the racist graffiti more clearly.
David Duke doesn't hate ALL Jews. Just the ones who are in on the conspiracy.
Donald Trump's pervy sex novel, Bernie Sanders burns big pharma, and a Texas A.G. learns all about Twitter. Your Morning News Brief!
We keep learning fascinating things from our Deleted Commenters, who this week inform us we're lizard people. And here we thought we were furries.
Mike Pence certainly condemns David Duke, but he's not about to LABEL him.
Hillary also teaching America about the pathetic 'alt-right' movement. Enjoy your moment in the spotlight, idiots!
Deleted Comments: Wonkette Doesn’t Meet Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza’s High Intellectual Standards
Hey, Dinesh D'Souza saw our review of his dumb movie! He didn't like it much.
We watched Dinesh D'Souza's latest movie so you won't have to.
Our Deleted Comments column attempts to fathom the idea that Donald Trump is a pacifist.