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  Clean-up on aisle six

Let’s Jizz All Over The Walmart: Your Florida Roundup

Dumber than a speeding bullet
Lots of hot, fresh Florida Man action this week! Let’s dive right in and see what trouble he’s gotten himself into this time. Cited For Inappropriate Usage Of Floridian Genitals So … ever been at a Walmart, seen a purrrty lady walk by, and decided you needed to choke the chicken right fucking there? No? Meet 20-year-old jerker-offer Taylor Davis, who flogged the bishop and then wiped the, um, byproduct on a couple of Hefty trash bag boxes: Read more on Let’s Jizz All Over The Walmart: Your Florida Roundup…
  The KKK Took My Baby Away And Ate My Homework

Poor Dears At U Of Iowa Terribly Upset By Anti-Racist Art Piece. Makeup Tests For Everyone!

Even the far-left liberal blog Wonkette says you don't get a free pass over art that bothers you
The University of Iowa has urged faculty members to let students miss or re-take tests if they were upset over some campus art that was SUPER RACIST (because it addressed racism). Apparently some students were so broken up over either the artwork itself — or the controversy surrounding its removal by the university — that they simply couldn’t get their schoolwork done. Letting students ignore their assignments because they had really strong feelings about a work of art strikes us as maybe a bad idea? Read more on Poor Dears At U Of Iowa Terribly Upset By Anti-Racist Art Piece. Makeup Tests For Everyone!…
  Butt I can't even see race!

Tennessee Lawmaker Lady Named Butt Not Racist, Just Loves White People

Gather round, little children, your Tennessee Wonkette has a nice story for you! It is about one of our august state representatives, a gentlelady by the name of Sheila Butt, who once said there would be no global warming if we used more hairspray, but this is not about that. This is about the fact that Sheila is Not Racist. Everybody is being mean to her and saying she is racist, though, because she went on the Facebook recently to comment on a nice note from the Council on American-Islamic Relations encouraging Republicans to stop hating Muslims so much. Butt said what we REALLY NEED is a “Council on Christian Relations” and a “NAAWP,” which some dumb liberal media types are dumbly and liberally assuming might stand for National Association For The Advancement Of White People, but they are wrong. Read more on Tennessee Lawmaker Lady Named Butt Not Racist, Just Loves White People…
  Only White Creme Allowed

‘Time To Make The Donuts’ — The KKK

What do they have against the Kappa Kappa Kappas?
Delicious fried lard conglomerate Krispy Kreme is in trouble in the UK for a Facebook promotion issued by its Hull branch. The flyer was intended to advertise upcoming events at the local heart attack emporium, including face painting and the company’s official fan club. Neat! Problem is nobody told these guys it might be a bad idea to name your official fan club the Krispy Kreme Klub, and to advertise its meeting nights as KKK Wednesdays. Presumably, the only donuts sold that night would be the vanilla ones. Read more on ‘Time To Make The Donuts’ — The KKK…
  David is actually a Jewish name

OG Hip-Hop-Head David Duke Reviews New Album By Nicki Minaj And The Jews

yasss nicki, work/slay
In the wake of her critically and commercially well-received third album, The Pinkprint, Nicki Minaj gave a wide-ranging interview to Rolling Stone. When the discussion turned to the killing of unarmed black people, Minaj gave an explanation as to why she thought more hip hop artists didn’t speak out, citing Kanye West’s infamous critique of George W. Bush during a Hurricane Katrina telethon: Read more on OG Hip-Hop-Head David Duke Reviews New Album By Nicki Minaj And The Jews…
  what about WHITE history month

You Know Who Needs To Rebrand? The KKK, Which Is All About Love

white fang
Let’s face it: while white supremacy and racism is still pretty popular in the United States, actually SAYING you’re a white supremacist racist is manifestly UNpopular, and looks to remain that way for a little while at least. So you really can’t blame the Ku Klux Klan for its recent PR and rebranding campaign, in which they desperately insist that they aren’t racists because how gauche, unfashionable, and completely unmarketable. Instead of being known as a group that hates everyone who isn’t white for not being white, they want to be known as a group that loves white people for being white. The latest salvo in this rather pathetic campaign is this billboard Klan affiliate The Knights Party has erected in the town of Harrison, Arkansas. Read more on You Know Who Needs To Rebrand? The KKK, Which Is All About Love…
  The most derptastic name in news.

The 2014 Suckages of CNN, Ranked

Good job, CNN
People say a lot of stupid things. And throughout all of 2014, you’d be hard-pressed to find more people saying stupider things in one place than on CNN. From racist segments making fun of primitive natives to giving airtime to every headcase with no obvious spelling errors on their handmade cardboard signs, 2014 was the year CNN went from bad to embarrassing to just really sad. If CNN really still is “America’s Most Trusted Name in News,” then we are so screwed. Read more on The 2014 Suckages of CNN, Ranked…
  And Yet The Wu Tang Klan Continues To Get A Free Pass

Non-Racist Texas School Board Member Posted SO MUCH KKK Stuff Online

This never ends well
We suppose this counts as good news, at least in the end. Chris Harris, a member of the Hooks Independent School Board in Texas, has resigned after posting multiple racist images and messages to Facebook last week. He later explained that he wasn’t racist at all; he just got a little worked up in a Facebook discussion of the grand jury’s decision not to indict Darren Wilson in the death of Michael Brown, which is a perfectly reasonable explanation for why Harris posted this image in the discussion thread: Read more on Non-Racist Texas School Board Member Posted SO MUCH KKK Stuff Online…
 

Missouri KKK Just Thrilled To Bits About Coming Ferguson Race War

DC stands with Ferguson
A Missouri-based affiliate of the Ku Klux Klan is circulating a clumsily designed flier vowing to “use lethal force as provided under Missouri Law to defend ourselves” from “terrorists masquerading as ‘peaceful protestors,'” reports Vice News. Here’s the “document”: Read more on Missouri KKK Just Thrilled To Bits About Coming Ferguson Race War…
  ku klutz klan

KKK Guy Still Likes KKK, Except For All That White Supremacist Stuff

Well, this is weird. Seems there is a Klansman up in Montana — coincidentally the new stomping ground of the Editrix, her boy toy and their love fetus — who wants to rebrand the KKK as a nice fraternal organization without all that white supremacism. Because if any one thing has truly kept the KKK from being a leading civic organization, it’s all that opposition to white folks mixing with the mongrel hordes. Read more on KKK Guy Still Likes KKK, Except For All That White Supremacist Stuff…
  the commentczar's in town

Deleted Comments Of The Day: Labor Day Loonies Edition

Dear Sir or Madame: I am outraged by the lack of variety in the .gifs on this blog!
Happy Labor Day, workers of the world! While you and your grillables marinate in anticipation of the big holiday Bar-B-Q/bonfire, we bring you these offerings from the comments queue. Just be careful not to leave them out too long — like mayonnaise, they go bad in the sun. Read more on Deleted Comments Of The Day: Labor Day Loonies Edition…
  Facebook Once More Proves Its Value As A Moron Detector

Another Missouri Cop Shares His Thoughts On Ferguson, Gets Suspended

This is not the protester you're looking for
You good folks will almost certainly be astonished to learn that another Missouri cop has been suspended after sharing his only slightly racist ideas about what it means to “Protect and Serve” the community. Or maybe just the white community, which is what matters after all. Just about the only upside to this latest incident is that, unlike the charmer we covered yesterday, this second cop, Matthew Pappert, wasn’t actually working in Ferguson at all. Instead, he was a whole 15 miles away, in the town of Glendale. Pappert has been an officer with the Glendale Police Department since 2008, and has even received a couple of awards for community service. Here, courtesy of screenshots by the Daily Caller, is some of what he served the community on his Facebook page (now apparently removed): Read more on Another Missouri Cop Shares His Thoughts On Ferguson, Gets Suspended…
  all the derp that's fit to herp

Derp Roundup: KKK And James Woods Gonna Clean Up The Border

But how did she end up with Twilight Sparkle's panties on her head?
Welcome to another Derp Roundup, the feature where we collect all the stupidest stories that we couldn’t find a spot for and dump them in a junk drawer for you to sort through. You may want to wash your brain afterward! Read more on Derp Roundup: KKK And James Woods Gonna Clean Up The Border…
  nothing to see please move along

Florida Town Shocked — Shocked! — To Find KKK Members In Police Force. For Second Time.

The small town of Fruitland Park, Florida, has just 13 full-time cops, and wouldn’t you know it, it just lost one of those officers and the deputy chief of police, who resigned after the FBI discovered that they were members of the KKK: The Florida Department of Law Enforcement presented Chief Terry Isaacs with copies of a confidential FBI report last week that allegedly identified Deputy Chief David Borst and Officer George Hunnewell as members of the KKK. They’ve turned in their badges and guns, but we guess they get to keep their hoods, which weren’t part of their duty uniforms. Read more on Florida Town Shocked — Shocked! — To Find KKK Members In Police Force. For Second Time….
  they see me trollin'

Wisconsin Democrat Yells At GOP While Dressed As Confederate Soldier. As You Do.

We have to say that this cosplay display by Wisconsin state Rep. Brett Hulsey (D-Awesomesauce), a replacement for the stunt where he promised to hand out KKK hoods at the state Republican Party convention this weekend, is very, very, insensitive and unkind in its implication that GOP policies are motivated by racism. Look, just because a few of Scott Walker’s aides have been fired for sending racist emails, and the R’s have done everything they can to kill Medicaid expansion and stuff, doesn’t mean that it’s fair to suggest that Wisconsin Republicans are racist. Besides, neither was the Confederacy. Read more on Wisconsin Democrat Yells At GOP While Dressed As Confederate Soldier. As You Do….
  hello derpness my old friend

Wisconsin State Representative Plans To Hand Out KKK Hoods To Republicans, Who For Some Reason Find This Offensive

In case our North Carolina-based readers fail us and this Greg Brannon election doesn’t work out, we’re considering turning our besotted eyes towards Wisconsin state legislator Rep. Brett Hulsey, a long-shot candidate for the Democratic nomination for governor and possibly our new political man crush. If the stunt he announced yesterday is any indication, Hulsey may just be the shit-stirrer Democrats need to kick lazy-eyed cretin Scott Walker right in the yarbles, electorally speaking. Or else he is nuttier than a barrel of trail mix. Your Wonkette likes to live dangerously. Read more on Wisconsin State Representative Plans To Hand Out KKK Hoods To Republicans, Who For Some Reason Find This Offensive…
  sadly 'xe' was already taken

CNN Looks Into Whether KKK Can Rebrand As Kinder, Kooler, Kuddlier, Possibly With Happy Meals

On Sunday, CNN finally found something other than Flight 370 to be blindingly stupid about, asking whether, in the wake of the murders of three people at a Jewish Community Center in Kansas last week by racist and anti-Semite Frazier Glenn Miller, it might be possible for the Ku Klux Klan to “rebrand” itself. Spoiler: After consulting with a number of marketing experts, they decided that the answer is pretty much “no.” Still, it was an important enough question that CNN figured it was worth looking into, especially since Kinder and Gentler Klan leader Frank Ancona politely volunteered to share his message of nonviolent white supremacy with the network. Read more on CNN Looks Into Whether KKK Can Rebrand As Kinder, Kooler, Kuddlier, Possibly With Happy Meals…
  the kids are allwhite

10 Guys In Kentucky Turn Out For Worldwide ‘White Man March,’ Narrowly Avert White Genocide

Saturday’s “worldwide” march to preserve white people from getting genocided by diversity had a slightly disappointing turnout, though we hear that a bunch of people were talking about it on Twitter. RawStory was able to find all of two manifestations of the march’s huge success: 10 guys parading in Florence, Ohio, Kentucky, and several anonymous banners reading “diversity = white genocide” hung from overpasses in Birmingham, Alabama. We bet the organizers are pretty excited about the event’s success, because maybe they’ve sparked something that’s just going to get bigger and bigger, and for all we know, the liberal media is just refusing to report on the much larger demonstrations elsewhere. Did you hear about the tens of thousands of marchers in Washington DC, for instance? Neither did we, which just proves the cover-up. Read more on 10 Guys In Kentucky Turn Out For Worldwide ‘White Man March,’ Narrowly Avert White Genocide…
  i put on my robe and wizard hat

Virginia Ku Klux Klan Tired Of Being So Misunderstood

The KKK just wants to be understood a bit better, as indicated by flyers they’ve left on people’s driveways in Chesterfield County, Virginia. You see, a lot of people may have misconceptions about the Klan, but those are just sadly outdated stereotypes, say the flyers, which insist the group is nonviolent, definitely not a hate group, and not “enemies of the colored and mongrel races.” See how much better things can be when you put aside your misconceptions like that? Read more on Virginia Ku Klux Klan Tired Of Being So Misunderstood…
  happy as a klan

Maryland KKK Appreciates Use Of Tax-Funded Building To End Obama Government’s Reign Of Terror

There’s government openness, and then there’s government openness — like for instance the Cecil County Government building in Elkton, Maryland, which will be the meeting place for a Ku Klux Klan group today; the Confederate White Knights will be renting the building’s Elk Room so they can gripe about immigration and make plans for the impeachment of Barack Obama. This is the same group of White Power Rangers whose plans to hold a rally at the Gettysburg National Military Park back in October was ruined by the government shutdown, so the poor pointy-heads are probably pretty delighted to find something open for a change. Imperial Wizard Richard Preston told the Cecil Whig that the group had a few simple items on the agenda “Barack Hussein Obama is an illegal president. He needs to be removed from office. We also want ‘Obamacare’ shut down. It’s against citizen’s rights.” “On top of that, we want the laws toughened on immigration. We’re flooded with illegal immigrants and our people can’t find jobs.” We’re guessing that the stench of burning crosses may have something to do with that. Read more on Maryland KKK Appreciates Use Of Tax-Funded Building To End Obama Government’s Reign Of Terror…
  welcome to post-racial america

Reince Priebus Celebrates Opposite Day By Blaming Obama For ‘Culture Of Hatred’

When we woke up this morning, we felt a disturbing vibe that left us with a dread akin to the thought of motorboating Chris Christie’s moobs. We soon realized that this was not the fault of the sweet, god-fearing, kindhearted and ultra-loving GOP, but rather because we were drowning in a sea of hatred, spawned by our Dark Overlord of Anti-Hope. At least, that’s what the Leader of Enlightment Itself, RNC head Reince Priebus, had to say, per Politico: Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus ripped President Barack Obama for creating a “culture of hatred” in which Democrats are likening the GOP to the Ku Klux Klan. “It’s the culture that the president’s cultivated here. A culture of dishonesty, a culture of hatred,” Priebus said Monday on Fox News’s “Hannity.” Clearly the man with the unpronounceable name is correct, and Democrats are spreading a culture of hatred around the country and ginning up race-related fears with KKK references. Let’s sexplore this phenomenon.  Read more on Reince Priebus Celebrates Opposite Day By Blaming Obama For ‘Culture Of Hatred’…