Tag: kitten with a whip

This Would Be A Really Great Time To Buy Some Last-Minute Christmas Presents

Oh my gosh, you forgot to buy the things! No worries, you can still buy the things. Will they get to you in time for Christmas? Anything is possible. Come, let us travel together through the merry items in the...

San Diego, Come Be Dead With Us, TODAY (Sunday)

WELL! It has been a journey like we are on The Bachelor and people won't shut up about "the journey" this and "the journey" that and oh my god you wouldn't know a hero's journey if it killed your...

Your Sweetheart Needs Scary Panties For Valentine’s

Wonkers, please to have your Official Reminder that if you want romantic panties (with teeth!) for your damsel for Valentine's Day, you must order them by anytime tomorrow (Thursday, we guess), in order to get them on time through...

All Your Christmas Shopping In One Place, Unless You Have To Buy Stuff For Your Stupid Kids

You will have to go elsewhere for your creepy Elmo dolls (in fact, you probably want to just click that Amazon box in the righthand sidebar so that when Amazon forces your local mom and pop store out of...

Wonkette T-Shirts Are For Lovers

So we finally have our store up? It is at wonkettebazaar.com? It is still "in beta" as the nerds say, but we think it is ready but you can let us know if anything is totally fucked? You can...