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OOH LA LA  11:36 am February 6, 2013

Your Sweetheart Needs Scary Panties For Valentine’s

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Wonkers, please to have your Official Reminder that if you want romantic panties (with teeth!) for your damsel for Valentine’s Day, you must order them by anytime tomorrow (Thursday, we guess), in order to get them on time through the US Mails. All right! Good post! Let’s look at what else you can buy for [...]

GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEYS  9:30 am December 17, 2012

All Your Christmas Shopping In One Place, Unless You Have To Buy Stuff For Your Stupid Kids

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

You will have to go elsewhere for your creepy Elmo dolls (in fact, you probably want to just click that Amazon box in the righthand sidebar so that when Amazon forces your local mom and pop store out of business, at least your local mom and pop website gets a cut). We we do not [...]

WE LOVE YOU YOU PAY OUR RENT  3:49 pm November 3, 2012

Wonkette T-Shirts Are For Lovers

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

So we finally have our store up? It is at wonkettebazaar.com? It is still “in beta” as the nerds say, but we think it is ready but you can let us know if anything is totally fucked?


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