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Bizarre psychopath Condoleezza Rice went to Stockholm, Sweden yesterday to discuss the future of Iraq with god knows who else. At the same time in Sweden, the rock band Kiss was having a concert, even though they were supposed to have all retired years ago. The band members asked Condi to stop by their hotel after she was finished solving Iraq and… she did! Rice, you see, is such a big fan of Kiss that her favorite song of theirs is "Rock And Roll All Nite," an obscure b-side that only two or three other Americans have ever heard. Elitist. [AP ]

Baby, Joe Lieberman knows he hasn’t treated you right lately. He knows that he’s been leavin’ you lonely at home while he spends time with some folks you might not really approve of. He also knows that some other men have been selling you big promises about how they’re gonna treat you like you’re a queen, end the war, and make you feel good from your head to your toes. Well, starting tonight, Joe’s gonna love you the way you know only he can love you — in an independent way. And it’s gonna go a little something like this. MORE »