Tag: kirsten powers

Bill O’Reilly’s Falafel Thingie Distressed By All The Dicks In The Girls’ Locker Room

Bill O'Reilly, who maybe beat his wife, has thoughts on how transgenders in bathrooms are 'inappropriate.'
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Bill O’Reilly: Let’s Partial-Birth Abortion Our Unborn Baby, Dear, I Have A Headache

Bill O'Reilly continued his sterling record of understanding the complexities of the abortion issue Friday, insisting on The O'Reilly Factor that if potential restrictions on abortion were to include an exception to protect a woman's health, those sneaky women...
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It’s Sunday Funday At The Wonkette, Let’s Sit Next To Each Other And Talk Sh*t About People

Happy Sunday, Wonketariat! We hope this love note finds you fat and happy. We should take a moment before we go get ACTUAL brunch, to do internet brunch gossip about the Most Popular Stories of the week. You all were all...
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Fox News ‘Democrat’ Kirsten Powers: I Can’t Believe Obama Drowned Those Christians!

Fox News's token Democrat on Outnumbered, Kirsten Powers, has had just about enough of Barack Obama's silence on the persecution of Christians in the Middle East. For instance, when Obama held a joint press conference Friday with Italian Prime...

Fox Gives Ladies Their Own Talk Show, Guess What It Is About Pop Culture And ‘Relationships’

Fellas, do you ever feel as if there are just too many women in your life who will not stop with the yapping about stuff like that hussy Taylor Swift and liberals and “The Big Bang Theory” and liberals...

Stephen Colbert Agrees With Bill O’Reilly: Ladies Can’t Be President Because They Pee Sitting Down

Sure, Bill O'Reilly has gotten some flack for asking whether a lady like Hillary Clinton has the cojones to be president. It's bad enough that we have a president who wears mom jeans; why would we want an actual...

Apparently There Is Nothing Left To Be Mad About: Sean Hannity Jumps On Obama Daughters Vacation Train

Oh this is cute. Fox News sort of Democrat person Kirsten Powers tries to tell Sean Hannity he is "insane" for being mad that the Obama daughters went on vacation. "That's insane?" he asks. "No, that's MY money. Arglebargle...

Fox News Victim Of Obama Campaign To Destroy Fox News, Says Fox News

Help, help, Fox News is bein' repressed. Fox's token liberal Kirsten Powers has composed a magnificent cri de butthurt about President Obama's relentless campaign to destroy "the one television news outlet in America that won’t fall in line and...