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Posts Tagged ‘killumbus’

Christopher Columbus Was A Dick

Monday, October 8th, 2007

One thousand years ago today — or Friday, the 12th — a terrible slave-trading murderer/imbecile who did not even know how to spell his own name, which is Latin for “asshole,” landed at the “Sandals” resort in Puerto Rico or some such Caribbean island and thought he was in Bangalore. What an idiot! MORE »