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Posts Tagged ‘killer bees’

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It’s Called A ‘Park’ — You Know, A Quiet Place To Walk Around, And Not Get Murdered

Friday, August 28th, 2009

First Chandra Levy. Then killah bees. Now this. What could possibly make Rock Creek Park more murderous and cruel? Suggestion: unmarked mine fields. [DCist] MORE »


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MTV’s Real World Cast Seeks Internship With Senator Ensign’s Love Sack

Friday, June 19th, 2009

The young intern was hungry for some popcorn, so she put her intern badge in the microwave. Later she spilled some cranberry juice on her favorite pleated skirt, so she used her intern badge to rub the stain out. And after another long day of indexing toenail clippings, the exhausted young intern walked to Metro Center and swiped her intern badge over the SmarTrip reader. Why me? She thought to herself as she took the metro home. Why did God choose me? And for a moment she felt undeserving. [Spotted: DC Interns] MORE »