* 1. Bush declares Oct. 1 “Child Health Day.”
* 2. Bush vetoes children’s health care bill.

Anne Kristol, daughter of Bill, granddaughter of Irving, is aboard the Freddie Thompson Express! Has Fred announced his intention to make permanent war with Iran forever yet?

(Worst = Goldbergs, btw)

Seriously? No party? The terrorists have won.
Twins Born on 9/11/01 [CNN]

Yesterday the nation shrugged at the news that Rudy offspring Caroline Giuliani was on Facebook and might support Barack Obama. Slate broke the story in a prize-worthy feat of investigative social network searching. But we wanted more: as everyone knows, Facebook is designed to aide in the hooking-up process and also to document totally bitchin parties. While we may never know which of Caroline’s pokes ended in pokings, anyone with access to her profile should have a window into her partying ways. Thankfully, one commenter came through, and provided the now-requisite pictures of a candidate’s child drinking underage.

MORE »

Shame on Slate. Shame on them for invading the privacy of young Caroline Giuliani, daughter of Rudy, and publishing this screengrab just so we can all giggle at how she supports Barack Obama. Shame on them for making political hay out of Rudy’s messy family life, mocking his poor estranged child. Shame on them, most of all, for not showing us any of the 207 other photos of Caroline listed, some of which surely involve drinking or smoking up. If you’re going to sink to our level, guys, sink all the way.

Daddy Dearest [Slate]

Barry Hussein wants this terrifying furry to teach your 6-year-old about “bad touching.” [Swampland]

Did you know that there are ten Congresswomen with little kids?? It’s true! Ten ladies strutting around voting for shit when they should be at home raising their poor children! Just look at the list of shame:

The 10 congresswomen with children under 13: Sens. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn.), Mary Landrieu (D-La.), Blanche Lincoln (D-Ark.), Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-Tex.) and Reps. Kathy Castor (D-Fla.), Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.), Deborah Pryce (R-Ohio), Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.), Heather Wilson (R-N.M.), Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-Wash.)

The Post tells us all about them today, from how Debbie Wasserman Shultz ignored her deathly ill 8-year-old to gallavant to New York for a fundraiser to how Heather Wilson hates Nancy Pelosi for making her work as much as a real working mother. And their lousy spoiled kids are interrupting Senate business:

MORE »

A petulant little girl tried to shame the President at a Cleveland Q&A on Tuesday. Jessica Hackerd, 13, had Bush right where she wanted him. Defeated and confused, Bush had just finished his rambling remarks when young Jessica pounced. She went right for his weak spot with a pointed question about the recently-defeated immigration bill, the final nail in the coffin of the President’s domestic legacy. MORE »

Tomas “The Tanc Engine” Tancredo is taking Iowa by storm as hicks across our nation’s second-boringest state thrill to his message of banning brown people once and for all. To help drum up the natives even more, “Tanc and Tonic” is holding an ol’ fashioned child exploitation contest. MORE »

During an Iowa campaign stop, 9-year-old Emma Claire Edwards made her true feelings about the presidential race known. MORE »

Perfect for the newest Cheney’s trips to the beach, chilling at the pool, or field trips to Iraqi prisons!
MORE »