Tag: kids

There are no times tables at the Second Coming, that's what yr Wonkette always says. And apparently Michael and Laura McIntyre of El Paso...

Hey Wonkers! It is Sunday, and we hope this post finds you fat and brunched up! We had quite a week, what with the...

Get out your Teacher Of The Year ballots, we have a nominee to present! Meet Michelle Meyer, who teaches at a public school, Forest...

Ted Nugent has hit on a strategy that's sure to end all calls for improving gun safety forever: Just say that the number of...

In yet another instance of state lawmakers taking a perfectly nice idea proposed by some civic-minded kids and teaching them a wholly dispiriting lesson...

If you read Wonk on the regular, you will recognize Kevin Swanson as the wingnut homeschool advocate Dok did a nice series of book...

The kids are our future, so we should treasure them and take care of each individual precious snowflake child, each of whom is a...

Let’s set the stage. You are drunk and/or high, and need a burger. You go to your local Jack in the Box. Just as...

Ladies, it’s all your fault. Hopefully you realize this by now, because all the evidence is clear, and there is literally nothing that cannot...

MJ fans! Rejoice! The 25th Anniversary remaster of Bad came out on Tuesday, and it is AWESOME. Remastered, digitally perfect versions of songs like...

Here is a kid probably being an asshole. He is all aggro and in this fat cop's face even while some pretty girl with...

Hey, kids! Do you like learning history but hate it that your teacher never tells you the story of the time Ronald Reagan and...

Did you know that I Love The Late '80s And Early '90s star Dan Quayle has at least one son, Ben? He does!...

Defense Secretary Robert Gates addressed this week's Boy Scout Jamboree, the most important event in our nation's history, because SOMEBODY couldn't bother to come....

Barack Obama had a cosmology-themed children's gala on his lawn last night, wherein he invited 150 local middle schoolers to come over and check...

Thursday, June 11: DC has a few issues -- high dropout and teen pregnancy rates, an AIDS epidemic, never-ending nonsensical violent crime -- but...

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