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Florida Stops Dancing Thugs From Destroying Town

Weston, Florida – Floridians can breathe a sigh of relief and unlock their doors at night. There is no more need for police officers, and every senior citizen is now safe without the threat of being eaten by rap zombies. How did Weston create such an amazing utopia for its residents? How did they erase all crime and cause everyone to live in peace and harmony? Did they steal the playbook from Hidden Valley? The answer has been there the entire time and leaders around the world are kicking themselves in the asses for not thinking of it first. The answer to stopping all crime is to stop all dancing. Read more on Florida Stops Dancing Thugs From Destroying Town…
 

Daily Briefing: The Enterprise Incident

The Bush Administration has declared its intentions to rethink Iraq policy in the face of growing public discontent, possible Democratic congressional gains, and reality. [WP, NYT, LAT, WSJ] Fundraising may be added to the list of battles Democrats are winning. [WP, WSJ] Read more on Daily Briefing: The Enterprise Incident…
 

Sorry, Mr. Abramoff, but We Can’t Count the Cut Flashback Scenes

Ok, NPR? You are having way too much fun with this. Yeah, it’s cute, but you’re missing the point of the “six degrees” game. See, all of these people are one degree from Abramoff. Like, he gave them money and hung out with them and stuff. Well, Reid is like two degress, but still. Look, we’ll show you how it’s done: Read more on Sorry, Mr. Abramoff, but We Can’t Count the Cut Flashback Scenes…