Tag: kenya

North Carolina State Legislator Tells 2009’s Funniest Birther Joke

Last week we had the North Carolina county GOP guy who was forced to resign after telling the Daily Show that, sure, the state's voter-suppression laws were more about reducing the Democratic vote than addressing voter fraud, and if...

Dumb South Dakota Pol Really Sorry He Told Black Reporter To Go Back To Kenya

Rapid City, SD, Councilman Bill Clayton seems like a swell fella! After all, it only took him five months to apologize to a black reporter for telling her she should be deported to Kenya. And anyway, he did not...

AP Writes Entire Article About Obama’s Terrifying, Witch-Doctor-Filled Kenyan Village Home

Oh, look, the AP has written a "color piece" (get it?) about how everyone in Obama's birthplace, Kogelo, Kenya, is a 105-year-old witch doctor cold throwin' chicken guts around, for science. KOGELO, Kenya (AP) -- At President Barack Obama's...

Watch Ann Dunham Give Birth To Two-Year-Old Toddler Barack Obama In Kenya (Video)

Sorry, Barack Nobummer, but the SECRET is OUT. Vice has been approached by some super-not-shady Romanian who totally exists and who transferred to video this Super 8 film (which was invented in 1965) shot by Barack Obama's fake father,...

Powerful Gov’t Twitter Monster In Puerto Rico Always Shouting Racist Nonsense at Obama

It's time for your Thursday Puerto Rico Roundup! What's going on in that little island that we own or whatever this week? Well, they've got a racist Twitter lady type situation going down. Watch out! And how about that,...

Typo Changes Everything We Know About Obama, Despite Being Typo

A 1990 article in a hard-hitting publication called Vanity Fair either accidentally revealed a state secret: Obama spent some years in Singapore, not Indonesia, as a child! OR pooooossibly, but this is not very likely, an uninformed intern wrote...

You Don’t Gotta Tell Joe Arpaio About (Debunked) Literary Agent’s ‘Kenya’ Brochure, He’s Got This

Ghost Andrew Breitbart must be spinning in hell. He told these idiots that the "birther" stuff was "not a winning issue," and what did these fuckwads at his ghost web empire do? They ran a total birther story with...

French Nuclear Waste Dump Explodes, Kenyan Oil Pipeline Explodes

How is the world of energy going, today? Not so well! In the non-German, still-nuke-having European land of France, a nuclear waste dump in Marcoule exploded. At least one person is dead and several are injured and of course...

Fox News: Did Shameless Obama Chew Gum At Joplin Memorial?

Barack Obama has committed a lot of crimes such as being born, according to people who don't like black men, but he finally went too far at this memorial for the people who got killed by the tornado. According...

Obama Is Actually a Somali Pirate Child

Shocking new photographs from Barack Obama's African Past reveal that he was actually a Somali pirate in Hawaii during his youth, the feared "Child Scallywag of Honolulu." Here, pictured with Liz Phair in the early 1990s, the dread pirate...

Dave Weigel Proves Michele Bachmann Is Kenyan Idiot

Jabbering fucktard clownfish Michele Bachmann was one of the twelve or so teabaggers to "protest" in Washington today, by utterly failing to have a protest. But at least she posed with this sign announcing that she had escaped from...

Mike Huckabee Knows Barack Obama Grew Up In Kenya

HUCKABEE: I would love to know more. What I know is troubling enough. And one thing that I do know is his having grown up in Kenya, his view of the Brits, for example, very different than the average...

RedState Makes It Official: Gays Unworthy of Marriage, Due To Gayness

Separate but equal is OK for gays because they can't get pregnant at age 16 and then poop out a million more future-criminals on MTV, which is the only measure of a true American marriage. The governor of Hawaii...

Obamas Worship Shark God In Hawaiian ‘Church’

While you were trying to pry off your frozen Depends in the backseat of the 1987 Plymouth K-Car you call home, fancy Afro-Hawaiian Barack Obama and his family of vegetable-grazing elitists were worshiping the Hawaiian Shark God at the...

White House Makes Sure Everyone Knows Obama Doesn’t Support That Crazy ‘Gay Marriage’ Idea

President Obama, like many people, was very happy that Proposition 8 was overturned yesterday. But no, that does not mean he supports gay marriage, David Axelrod says. "The president does oppose same-sex marriage, but he supports equality for gay...

Birthers’ Grand New Strategy: No Matter Where Obama Was Born, He Can’t Be President

As the election of America's first "half-white" president nears its second anniversary, things still aren't going that swell for the shrinking team of furious dingbats who hoped to sue Barack Obama out of the White House because his dad...