Forget Nigeria! The new spammer-scammer hotspot is St. Barack Obama’s homeland of Kenya, where the e-mailers have figured out a foolproof way to get money out of gullible American political satirists. Prepare to be awed by fraud. MORE »

Each week, veteran Condiwatcher Peter Huestis (also known as Princess Sparkle Pony) provides a summary of the searing wit and infinite wisdom of America’s Favorite Princess Diplomat™!

Condi got to go back to the rumored land of her ancestors. No, not Russia, Africa! Her last trip there was a royal dud, but this time she brought along friends: the boss, his wife, Josh Bolten, etc., and she got to see the boss dance! She got a pretty sash! She got molested by scary natives! And then she got back and nobody cared. Relive the magic, after the jump…

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Presidential hopeful and secret beer baron Barack Obama has cornered the booze market in his hometown of Kenya, Africa. Ever since his victory in the Potomac primaries, folks have been lining up in Nairobi pubs and asking for “Obama,” which is the hip new local slang for Senator brand beer. Shocking CNN footage, after the jump! MORE »

This informative graphic, as a follow-up to the Christian’s timeline of Muslimobama’s life, comes from our fantastic commenter Serolf Divad, h/t Pat Robertson. Imagine all these terrorists “running around the White House,” forever!

For everyone that likes to talk about “stolen” elections in the United States on the like, we would, today, like to kindly direct your attention to Africa where Kenyan President Mwai Kibaki might well have literally stolen that election, an event which has precipitated mass internal migration and tribal violence. The newest front in that violence? Innocent, innocent foreskins.

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This is a thousand times worse than whatever happened in Kenya that was so terrible! Look at these people, wearing their snow gear, walking carefully through the frozen muck, and then brutally removing the honest, maverick signs only to jam heartless corporate wrong-Jesus signs into the same ice holes. This won’t stand!

Bad Sign For Romney [Political Machine]

If you haven’t heard, which most people haven’t, there’s a little situation in Kenya. It turns out that they just had “elections” and unsurprisingly their current dictator-esque guy, Mwai Kibaki, “won.” Protests originally led by the opposition, who were backing candidate Raila Odinga, have led to ethnic violence, charges of genocide, 100,000 people displaced and at least 300 deaths so far. But, you know, the media already did fucked up elections in a country filled with brown people last week, Darfur has given everyone Africa fatigue, no one’s killing the white people like Mugabe’s minions did in Zimbabwe so there’s no immediate, obvious hook except… the elephants! There are elephants in Kenya! If the violences gets really bad they might, um, like, lose habitat or something. So, save the elephants! Because then people might care enough to even pay attention! [Yahoo News]