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Tag: kentucky

Alabama Republican Wants To Give You A Hand In The Bathroom

You look like you need some assistance. Alabama state Sen. Phil Williams is here to help.

Kentucky Announces Plan To Bible The Everloving Sh*t Out Of 2017

2016 was the Year Of The Bible in Kentucky! And 2017 is the Year Of The Bible too!

Racist Mall Lady Will Never Get To Go To The Mall EVER AGAIN!

Guess she'll have to stick with Big Lots from now on :(

Racist White Lady Spreads Racist Christmas Cheer To Hispanic Ladies, Racistly

YAY, another racist white lady video has gone viral!

McDonald’s Finds New, Easier Way To Shove McDonald’s Down Your Wide-Open Gullet

Everyone having a solid weekend? Hope you're not thinking about pending Cabinet appointments. Is Frank Booth about to be named Oxygen Czar? Hey, at this point, why the hell not? In spite of that whole deal, here's a little...
Get ready to be sick of winning

Trump Takes Credit For Saving Ford Plant That Wasn’t Going To Mexico, Also Keeps Earth From Falling Into Sun

It's almost as if this guy always takes credit for stuff he didn't do. Huh!
The one on the left looks awful familiar for some reason

Oh Hey Rand Paul Is Still Running For A Thing. Remember Him? Your Senate Sunday!

Kentucky may be having one historic Senate election, but nobody's paying much attention. Let's fix that!

BREAKING! Gay-Hatin’ Kentucky Judge And His Wife Are *Not* Banging Their Houseboy, Nosario

Judge Tim Philpot says gay marriage is just like jumbo shrimp and magnificent chihuahuas. THOSE THINGS AREN'T EVEN REAL!

Kentucky Teabagger Gov. Says Your Grandbabies WILL HAVE TO DIE If Hillary Clinton Is Elected

Something about the 'blood of tyrants and patriots,' because teabaggers are nothing if not drama queens.
Professional cum-sock.

Texas Attorney General Will Save North Carolina From Transgender Pee-Pee Monsters

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is sticking his dumb nose in where it doesn't belong, again.

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, August 24, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Also, there are some kickass coupons for Sofas & Quills

Wonkagenda: Monday, August 15, 2016

You get in here and read your morning news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Gotta catch 'em all, two by two

Glenn Beck Yelling At Bill Nye About Noah’s Ark, Because Science

Glenn Beck briefly surfaced from complete obscurity to try to bair Bill Nye the Science Guy into an argument about Noah's Ark. It was sad.
And you should resign, too

Genius DNC Staffer Who Suggested Painting Bernie Sanders As Atheist Can Go To Very Religious Hell

One of the leaked DNC emails shows party operatives floated the idea of hinting Bernie Sanders was an atheist. Good lord, that was stupid.

RNC Night Three: Let’s Watch America Be First And Mike Pence Be Number Two! A Livebloog!

It's 'Make America First' Night at the RNC. Let's see what that nice Mr. Lindbergh has to say, shall we?
He's not a Muslim, so let's not worry too much OK?

Heavily Armed Guy On Way To Los Angeles Pride Parade Merely Violent Gun Nut, Not Scary Terrorist

An Indiana man arrested on his way to LA's Pride parade with a car full of assault rifles and explosives was merely an ordinary gun freak who was violating probation, nothing to worry about there. Besides, a friend said he didn't have any ill will toward gay people. Relax, will you?