Tag: kentucky

House Republicans Dig Up Rotting Corpse Of TrumpCare, Throw It At Your Grandma

Devotion to terrible ideas is a preexisting condition for most House Republicans.

It’s Time For Some Turning-Health-Care-Into-A-Game Theory!

It's like that Monopoly game at the grocery store, but you can win a root canal.

Trumponomics Just A Golden Shower! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 25, 2017

Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!

Who’s Going To Pay For The Wall? Your Wonkagenda For Mon., April 24, 2017

Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!

John McCain And Rand Paul Are Fighting Like MEOW HISS GRRRR ARGH!

Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so!

Obama NEVER Tapped That Ass! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 6, 2017

Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!

Obamacare Only *Mostly* Dead! Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 3, 2017

Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief!

Alabama Republican Wants To Give You A Hand In The Bathroom

You look like you need some assistance. Alabama state Sen. Phil Williams is here to help.

Kentucky Announces Plan To Bible The Everloving Sh*t Out Of 2017

2016 was the Year Of The Bible in Kentucky! And 2017 is the Year Of The Bible too!

Racist Mall Lady Will Never Get To Go To The Mall EVER AGAIN!

Guess she'll have to stick with Big Lots from now on :(

Racist White Lady Spreads Racist Christmas Cheer To Hispanic Ladies, Racistly

YAY, another racist white lady video has gone viral!

McDonald’s Finds New, Easier Way To Shove McDonald’s Down Your Wide-Open Gullet

Everyone having a solid weekend? Hope you're not thinking about pending Cabinet appointments. Is Frank Booth about to be named Oxygen Czar? Hey, at this point, why the hell not? In spite of that whole deal, here's a little...
Get ready to be sick of winning

Trump Takes Credit For Saving Ford Plant That Wasn’t Going To Mexico, Also Keeps Earth From Falling Into Sun

It's almost as if this guy always takes credit for stuff he didn't do. Huh!
The one on the left looks awful familiar for some reason

Oh Hey Rand Paul Is Still Running For A Thing. Remember Him? Your Senate Sunday!

Kentucky may be having one historic Senate election, but nobody's paying much attention. Let's fix that!