Remember kids, violence is bad, even if the person you're mad at is known fake eye doctor Senator Rand Paul.
Look, no one's actually USING the atmosphere, are they?
Trump tax plan is here, Kushnerville strikes back, and Democrats LURV Puerto Rico. Your morning news brief.
Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...
Louise Linton seems like a very nice lady!
Bye, old racist emblems! Bye!
Can the first lady Marine to fly an F-18 in combat beat the GOP's ass in Kentucky's 6th district? RECKON SHE MIGHT!
Prince Kushner has some words for the Senate, The Mooch really sucks up, and Bill O'Reilly wants to come back. Your morning news brief.
Devotion to terrible ideas is a preexisting condition for most House Republicans.
It's like that Monopoly game at the grocery store, but you can win a root canal.
Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!
Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!
Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so!
Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!