Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief!
You look like you need some assistance. Alabama state Sen. Phil Williams is here to help.
2016 was the Year Of The Bible in Kentucky! And 2017 is the Year Of The Bible too!
Guess she'll have to stick with Big Lots from now on :(
YAY, another racist white lady video has gone viral!
Everyone having a solid weekend? Hope you're not thinking about pending Cabinet appointments. Is Frank Booth about to be named Oxygen Czar? Hey, at this point, why the hell not? In spite of that whole deal, here's a little...
Trump Takes Credit For Saving Ford Plant That Wasn’t Going To Mexico, Also Keeps Earth From Falling Into Sun
It's almost as if this guy always takes credit for stuff he didn't do. Huh!
Kentucky may be having one historic Senate election, but nobody's paying much attention. Let's fix that!
Judge Tim Philpot says gay marriage is just like jumbo shrimp and magnificent chihuahuas. THOSE THINGS AREN'T EVEN REAL!
Something about the 'blood of tyrants and patriots,' because teabaggers are nothing if not drama queens.
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is sticking his dumb nose in where it doesn't belong, again.
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Glenn Beck briefly surfaced from complete obscurity to try to bair Bill Nye the Science Guy into an argument about Noah's Ark. It was sad.
One of the leaked DNC emails shows party operatives floated the idea of hinting Bernie Sanders was an atheist. Good lord, that was stupid.
It's 'Make America First' Night at the RNC. Let's see what that nice Mr. Lindbergh has to say, shall we?