Louise Linton seems like a very nice lady!
Bye, old racist emblems! Bye!
Can the first lady Marine to fly an F-18 in combat beat the GOP's ass in Kentucky's 6th district? RECKON SHE MIGHT!
Prince Kushner has some words for the Senate, The Mooch really sucks up, and Bill O'Reilly wants to come back. Your morning news brief.
Devotion to terrible ideas is a preexisting condition for most House Republicans.
It's like that Monopoly game at the grocery store, but you can win a root canal.
Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!
Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!
Is Rand Paul LITERALLY working for Vladimir Putin? McCain says so! Is John McCain an old warmongering senile? Paul says so!
Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!
Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief!
You look like you need some assistance. Alabama state Sen. Phil Williams is here to help.
2016 was the Year Of The Bible in Kentucky! And 2017 is the Year Of The Bible too!
Guess she'll have to stick with Big Lots from now on :(