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Speaking of prostitutes, big oil’s top call girl Sen Inhofe wants to kill fuel economy backed by automakers, small biz, enviros, & consumers — Robert F. Kennedy Jr (@RobertKennedyJr) March 6, 2012 Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (SO MANY-BRANCHÈD, THE TREE OF CAMELOT) has, oh dear, it turns out that men everywhere, regardless of chad preference, [...]
Sargent Shriver, America’s best second-hand Kennedy, has died at 95. He was the Democratic Party’s “BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE EMERGENCY” guy, and was used once, in 1972. He is survived by his son-in-law’s NUMBER-ONE ALL-TIME HOLIDAY SMASH-HIT Jingle All the Way, which is still available on DVD and Blu-Ray. “A useless [...]
FISH SWIM, KENNEDYS DRINK: Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s wife Mary was arrested for drunken driving, cops in Bedford, NY said Tuesday. She ran over a curb outside a Catholic church/school carnival, where she told cops she planned to pick up “some people.” RFK Jr. called the cops on her earlier this year, too, and that [...]
Democrats have gone from 0-60 in their mastery of the important political skill of “subtly exploiting a Kennedy death.” Yesterday, you’ll recall, America’s most unsuccessful technically successful senator Harry Reid announced that, uhh yeah, we’re all acutely aware that Ted Kennedy’s death is going to help our chances of doing what we want with health [...]
By the Comics CurmudgeonIf there is one thing guaranteed to enrage America’s arbiter of good taste, it is making any kind of snide remark about Ted Kennedy when he is ill or, in the current case, dead. Naturally, this rule has been flouted relentlessly for the past two days by the crassest, most awful people [...]
Beloved Utah Republican Orrin Hatch loves to sing, and he loves to compose songs, so he can sing them! The songs are often about the Mormon God, but this time the song is about the Liberal God, Ted Kennedy, who has tragically died of old age and sickness. Enjoy! [YouTube via "Scott R."]
So long, old fella. [NYT]
Man, last night all the haters were hating on the Post for breaking the astonishing news that the nice rich lady with important friends had decided not to demand a lifelong appointment to the House of Lords after all. Well, now your precious MSM liberal gray lady of record, the New York Times, says the [...]
Politico, everyone — the Politico has a scoop!
The only living Kennedy in the world, Caroline, has put the rumors to rest and is now officially targeting Hillary Clinton’s Senate seat, which will be vacant after Hillary bribes the Senate with Kazakhstani pipeline profits for her Secretary of State confirmation. Kennedy is calling everyone in the Democratic party and asking them to give [...]
