Tag: kennedy

Sad Ann Coulter is sad

Won’t Some Nice White Person Please Give Ann Coulter A Hug?

Ann Coulter is not doing so well. It's been a rough ride for the original Blonde Conservative Chick, who's looking a little past her pull date, if you know what we mean. (We'd apologize for sounding sexist and ageist,...

Dog The Bounty Hunter Not Crazy Enough For Fox News, Sadface!

It's not really 2016 yet, but so far, things are not looking good for the GOP. They've already lost this proud teabagger because he loves his Obamacare a whole lot and doesn't want Republicans to take it away from...
This non-story just got even MORE non-storied

Fox News: Hungover Hillary Ate At Chipotle To Woo The Spanishes, Newsflash!

Hillary Clinton did a thing, and that thing is eating! Scandal, zomg, Drudge siren, congressional investigations, subpoenas, impeach, KILL US NOW. On Fox News, the "Outnumbered" ladies and the designated Dude o' The Day had themselves a great laugh about...

Fox Panel Pretty Sure Nobody Gets Married Because Ladies Give Away All Their Sex

When it's time to learn about sex trends, it's time to check in with Andrea Tantaros, dumb former vee-jay Kennedy and the rest of the crew on Fox's Outnumbered, who have their fingers right on the G-spot of culture. So...

Fox: When Will Barack Obama Stop ‘Slut-Shaming’ These Poor CEOs?

Do you know what kills freedom? Besides President Obama and Democrat Party and increased access to healthcare, obviously? Forcing bazillionaire CEOs to tell us just how many bazillions of dollars they make. No, really, it's true! The bobbledheads on...
This isn't about democracy, this is about politics. Which Democracy doesn't need.

Fox News Explains America Is The Best, So Who Cares About Torture?

The nice folks at Fox News are pretty darn angry about the Senate Intelligence Committee's report on the CIA's post-9/11 torture program, but not about anything revealed in the report. No, the great patriots at Fox are mostly angry...
Dr. Ablow will see you now.

World’s Worst Psychiatrist Keith Ablow Opens Yap To Explain Michelle Obama Is A Disgusting Fatty

Oh Lord, Keith Ablow is on the teevee making grunting sounds with his facehole, and those grunts have somehow formed stupid, stupid words, and now Keith Ablow looks like an asshole. In other news, it’s Tuesday. Ablow was the designated penis...

Remaining Living Kennedys Just Suck

Remember when all the Kennedys were handsome and noble and square of jaw? They still have the jaw thing but everything else about them is crappy and disappointing. Join us as we walk through the Rogue's Gallery of Remaining...

St. Patrick’s Curse On America

$8 Million for Uncle Teddy!

Globetrotting Rat Pack Divorcee Dies At 82