When presented with an article in the San Francisco Gate about the pool boy for the Bush family’s Kennebunkport Estate, in which said pool boy comes off as ridiculously articulate, funny, and generally more liberal than Frank Rich, well, we ought to be kind of suspicious. But then the pool boy says something like “I look at the biggest middle finger in the world all day” and we just don’t care anymore. So meet James Razsa! MORE »

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Overheard in New York just posted a conversation between two “models” that must be related to the Bushtastic family wedding in Kennebunkport last weekend.

Blonde model: I can’t believe she wants President Bush at her wedding!
Brunette model: I know. What if he says “nuc-u-lar” or something!?
Blonde model: Why would he say “nuc-u-lar” at a wedding?
Brunette model: Helloooo? Because he’s the President!
Blonde model: True…

The Nucular Option Was in the Pre-Nup [Overheard in New York]

A Wonkette operative passes on the story of a big wedding in Kennebunkport this past weekend.

Bushes 41 and 43 were in attendance and reportedly charmed the hell out of everybody (except for the protesters outside, who were just jealous).

First-hand report from the festivities … after the jump.

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