Tag: kendrick meek

Charlie Crist Likes To Make Anagrams and Kendrick Meek Is On a Boat(s)

It's ad season in the "best Senate race ever," that one in Florida. SO WHAT IS EVERYONE'S POSITION ON THE MOSK? They don't say, even though that is the most important Florida issue you can talk about in Florida...

Charlie Crist Having Trouble Figuring Out What His Health Care Position Is

It is difficult, sometimes, to remember what your beliefs are when you have shifted many of them in a ploy to grab up some of the middle ground of the electorate. And thus in the same day we have...

Liveblogging Florida & Arizona, the Sun Cancer States!

Ha ha, so a couple of your Wonkette contributors were jabbering all day about doing liveblogging, and your editor said okay great but don't kill yourselves because these "couple of primary/runoff things somewhere" do not exactly leave the nation...

Is This The End Of Walnuts? Eh, Probably Not

What are the fun primaries Americans are going to be forced to vote in, today? In Arizona, Walnuts McCain, having dispensed with his few remaining principles, will almost certainly obliterate huckster infomercial man J.D. Hayworth. In Alaska, the...

Old Jews Will Make Billionaire Jeff Greene Your New Florida Senator

Florida Democratic Senate candidate Jeff Greene has landed himself a lengthy profile in the scummy Weigel-less Washington Post today. Who is Jeff Greene? He is not, as far as we can tell, related to Alvin Greene. But he's best...

Florida Loves Charlie Crist’s Sexy New Independent Spirit

America's favorite recently-married orange Floridian, Governor Charlie Crist, had to quit the Republican Party because the teabaggers didn't want him to be the new U.S. senator. Why do teabaggers hate Republicans so much? Doesn't matter! Charlie now has a...

Strange Market-Shorting Billionaire Monster Would Also Like To Be Florida’s Senator

Just as the months-long war between Charlie Crist and Marco Rubio is ending and a three-way battle along with Democratic Rep. Kendrick Meek is finally ready to take the political spotlight in Florida, some nutter ex-Republican billionaire who made...

Dick Cheney Endorses Marco Rubio, Grunts At Charlie Crist

Proving once again that Dick Cheney only likes gay people if their last name is "Cheney," the evil heart monster emerged from his Northern Virginia abattoir today to endorse Floridian wingnut Marco Rubio's Senate primary run against Republican Charlie...

Sarah Palin Smells Like Taint, and Barack Obama Lets Turkeys Win

Fear not, patient wingnuts! SARAH PALIN knows what it feels like to wait and wait and wait and wait for a celebrity JOHN HANCOCK. She knows what it's like to practically die from hypothermia and disappointment. Yes, she has...

Mark Foley Misses The Good Life, And Levi Johnston Fears Sarah’s Evil Cackle

Hoochiemama! Teenage cumsicle LEVI JOHNSTON shan't be accepting the generous Turkey Day invitation from SARAH PALIN, who selflessly offered her home to Levi on national teevee! "You could tell by her laugh she was full of it," explained Levi....

Daily Briefing: Al Gore, Hot or Not?