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SPEED WALKING THE YUCATAN PENINSULA  11:40 am December 4, 2012

Jan Brewer Is Your New Mark Sanford Of Unexplained Weird (Sex?) Trips

by Jesse Taylor

Lady Governess Janice Brewer of Arizona has left her state on “official business.” Well, let’s be fair: Grand Dame Brewer has left her state for completely unexplained reasons, during which she failed to certify election results, and will be back Saturday, so shut up. Gov. Jan Brewer has taken a nearly week-long out-of-state work trip [...]

ACCOUNTABILITY BLAWGGING  1:15 pm June 1, 2012

AZ Secretary of State Won’t Even Bother Verifying Romney’s Bogus Birth Certificate

by Jim Newell

Dignified constituent-servicer Ken Bennett, Arizona’s Secretary of State, went through all sorts of unnecessary hoops to “verify” President Obama’s birth certificate for a ten-millionth time after Sheriff Joe and Joseph Farah and TWELVE HUNDRED CONSTITUENTS demanded he do so. He takes the oath of office very seriously, folks. So seriously that he promised to run [...]

THE GRAND CANYON STATE OF NATURE  7:15 pm May 21, 2012

Let’s Classify This AZ Secretary of State’s Birther Email Demands As ‘Comedy Gold’

by Jim Newell

Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett has been in hot pursuit of extra-double email verification from the Hawaii government of Barack Obama’s birth certificate. Bennett made a pledge to the state’s voters — no extra-double email verification, no Obama on the ballot. What’s the big deal, haters? He’s only seeking this unique extra verification because [...]

JOHN MCCAIN WILL FIX THIS  12:06 pm May 18, 2012

Obama May Not Make The Arizona Ballot For Usual Stupid Arizona Reasons

by Jim Newell

Your Wonkette is going to write a fun sentence and it is going to be true. Arizona’s Secretary of State has threatened not to put President of the United States of America Barack Obama on the ballot this fall because (a) he had a persuasive chit-chat with World Net Daily arch-grifter Jerome Corsi and (b) [...]


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