• Howard Stern still terrible, but we respect the poster who really, really loves a joke. [Craigslist]

• On the Hirshhorn: “I took my mother there once while she was in town visiting and that whole place just had a creepy vibe to it.” [Craigslist]
• Today’s Kelly Ann Collins chat inspired a high-end dating/escort service. [KAC]
• We all want to be Keanu Reeves. [DCist]
• The Delta Shuttle may be late 100% of the time, but the Acela somehow manages 110%. [WP]

Today’s topic of discussion: dating in D.C.: MORE »

* The Washington Post’s “Best Bets” maintains its predilection for “Applebeesian craptitude” [DCist] MORE »

* Newark, New Jersey, edges out D.C. for title of “American City Most Resembling a Demoliton Derby.” [AP ] MORE »

• Today The Week announced the slate of nominees for their third annual Opinion Awards. Let’s have an eating contest between Arianna Huffington and Michelle Malkin for Blogger of the Year. [FishBowlDC]

• Franklin Foer’s pet peeves: outsiders ranking on D.C., and projectile panties. [DCist]
• Kelly Ann Collins, formerly of Washington Socialites, has returned to the blogosphere (again). [Ask KAC via Big Head Rob]