Tag: keith olbermann

Earnest Christian Teen Creates Awful Online ‘Rap’ Artifact That Will Haunt Her Life Forever

You know what the kids are into these days? They are into "the rap." So here is a message of love about how buttsexing will send you to burn forever in hell. There is really not a whole heck of...

Daily Caller Now Investigating Random Military Retirees for Seditious Keith Olbermann Fandom

Brace yourselves, guys. The crack team over at the Daily Caller has come out with a new, knuckle-cracking investigation that gets to the root of yet another broad liberal conspiracy: There is a guy on the internet, you see,...

Al Gore And Keith Olbermann Now In Battle Of Snaps, Yo Mama Jokes

What is this, unfolding before our delighted eyes? It is a SNAP. First Current TV totes fired Keith Olbermann for (ALLEGEDLY) being a glass-chucking work-shirking screamy freakout monster. Then Olbermann went on Letterman, called himself a "$10 million chandelier"...

Al Gore Fires Keith Olbermann For Being Terrible

Sanctimonious screeching creep Keith Olbermann, whose ego isn't the size of Jupiter but certainly is that of Jupiter's largest moon, has been fired from his 757th job on television, for being horrible. Current TeeVee owner and other relatively liberal...

Keith Olbermann Is Angry (Of Course) At Glenn Beck’s Teevee Thing

Glenn Beck likes to be "relevant," so he is probably thrilled that he won Keith Olbermann's "Worst Persons" game yesterday. He did this by having his own teevee channel called "GBTV" which robs the old and paranoid of their...

Keith Olbermann To Join Al Gore’s Adult Entertainment Channel?

Keith Olbermann is expected to announce his new teevee home base sometime today, and many teevee experts believe he will join Current TV, the "public affairs channel" that Al Gore invented to help spread liberal Sharia. And now that...

MSNBC Considering Replacing Keith Olbermann With Sitcom Man

Now that MSNBC has said goodbye to its top draw, Keith Olbermann, the news network is looking to find a new marquee star for its growing brand, and sources tell me their ultimate wish list is topped by none...

People With Nothing Better To Do Want Olbermann As Next Terrible CT Senator

No. Shut up. Stop doing this. Nobody wants this. Started by DailyKos contributor who goes by the moniker “Stranded Wind,” the movement is still very much in its infancy, and is likely to be seen as delusional by its...

Keith Olbermann Fired By MSNBC Or Something?

Keith Olbermann did his last MSNBC teevee show! It was a big deal, probably! Was he fired? Were there contract squabbles? How much of his thirty million dollars does he get to keep? Will it be enough, for whatever?...

Julian Assange Out On Bail; Let’s Look At His Weird E-mails To a 19-Year-Old

Julian Assange has finally been released on bail, LADIEZ. Who wants to buy him some train tickets and condoms he may not use? All of you? Keith Olbermann? Yes. The man has a whole castle to himself, one full...

Bristol Palin Throws Thesaurus At Keith Olbermann

Bristol Palin went on official Palin family blog "The Facebook" today to attack Keith Olbermann and rouse the pity of the conservative faithful, just as her mother would. Touching. Instead of using the standard teenager speak she and her...

Remembering Our Fallen Week: Derision Points

The fake-pearl wearing former-FLOTUS, Barbara Bush, likes to can her fetuses. Screeching moonbat Keith Olbermann got suspended from his show because he  refused to apologize for being a screeching moonbat. The American wet-noodle party has yet to decide how often...

Tucker Carlson Likes To Send Out Fake E-mails As Keith Olbermann

As we all know, Tucker Carlson owns keitholbermann.com, because Tucker Carlson likes to pretend he's still a teevee pundit when he's not pretending he's a poor-man's Dan Abrams, who's a poor-man's Nick Denton. What you may not know is...

Olbermann Was Suspended For Not Apologizing For Being Olbermann

Keith Olbermann is just the sort of guy who would break a network rule against making campaign contributions, and he's also the sort of guy who would refuse to go on air to apologize to his viewers for such...

Obama Is Just Fine With the Election Results, Okay?

Barack Obama had a Very Tough Week, in that he was still the president and the first black chief executive of these United States and a hero to millions around the world and brilliant and handsome and also, fuck...

Keith Olbermann Suspended Without Pay For Paying Democrats

Earlier this morning, Washington Post tribute site Politico reported that teevee's Keith Olbermann, who works for news channel MSNBC, donated money to three Democratic candidates just four days before the elections on Tuesday. This is something many Americans do,...