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Keith Ellison Shocker: Thomas Jefferson Hated America!

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

The face of terror - WonketteTomorrow, the 110th Congress will be sworn in (the nation be will unemployed, aflame, and overrun by Human-Animal Hybrid Rights Terrorists by Monday). Only one new Congressman has managed to stir up any excitement about this boring photo-op: Keith Ellison (Terrorist-MN), the first Muslim elected to the House of Representatives. MORE »


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Congressman Assures Constituent: “I Will Deport Keith Ellison”

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

Aug8013.jpgAs other fire-breathing southern conservative Republicans have become entirely too predictable in their rhetoric and pet causes, Rep. Virgil Goode has managed to take a couple of the old tropes and spin them into something fantastically backwards and offensive.

To start with, it’s a letter responding to a constituent who never actually wrote him. Just take a look…

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