Tag: keith ellison
CHRIST, what assholes.
Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.
Jeff Sessions gonna lock YOU up!
Paul Manafort stepped in something in Ukraine, Obama's pulling ALL the strings, and Tom Perez and Keith Ellison are best buds. Your morning news brief!
Don't make me pull this car over, commenters.
How Russia stole all our magic Internet points, A New DNC Challenger Appears, and why Tom Delay thinks Obama is racist. Your Daily News Brief!
Our critics are not pleased by all the fake news we post here, like saying Hillary Clinton got more votes than Donald Trump. Shame on us.
Leave Steve Bannon ALOOOOOOOOONE!
People seem not to like this Steve Bannon. Maybe it's the haircut. Or the fascism.
Trump's stocking his cabinet, just how lame our "lame duck" congress is, and the Berner's are back. Your daily news brief!
Does Michele Bachmann regret being the most insane congresslady ever? Heck no, she was just doing the Lord's work!
Paul Ryan responded like a dick. Surprise!
The brilliant Dr. Ben Carson has a terrific new idea that is brilliant -- obviously, because the man's a genius -- and also it's like really articulate and stuff: "Let's go ahead and investigate the thing," he said. "Let's not be giving them...
Ah, Steve King. The pride of Iowa. Lover of rape babies, hater of puppies. How we haven't missed you one tiny little bit. And yet here you are, catching that nasty case of Trump that's going around. King hit the pause button,...
Dead Breitbart's Foundation For Frothing Paranoia brought us a whole new frontier in guilt by association Tuesday, revealing the shocking connections between the idiot jihadist-wannabes who tried to shoot up a stupid anti-Islam hatefest in Texas and a Somali...
Michele Bachmann gave her farewell address to the House of Representatives Tuesday, and while we were worried that she might just stand up and announce that all her email should be forwarded to Shelly@CrazyEyes.com, she actually did deliver a...