Wonkette

Michele Bachmann, congresswoman, baby-farmer, president-groper, is apparently not groping enough of her constituents these days. An impassioned letter to the St. Cloud Times back in her Minnesota district wonders why she’s forsaken them: MORE »

The great thing about this “blog revolution” is that anyone and everyone can have their voices heard. Even Jimmie “J.J.” Walker, who has a blog! Today, someone sent us Jimmie’s thoughts on Muslim congressman Keith Ellison (D-MN). Jimmie’s a little wary of this dangerous non-Christian lawmaking menace! MORE »

Remember U.S. Representative Keith Ellison, who swore to destroy America on Thomas Jefferson’s copy of the Koran? Well, he’s still around and still plotting against us! The Minnesota congressman and Catholic-turned-Muslim told a group of infidels that 9/11 was pretty much the Reichstag fire and Bush is pretty much Hitler. MORE »

A thug cop known only for savagely beating black kids in Minneapolis and commanding a drug-raid squad that shot one of its own officers is in trouble again — this time for calling Congressman Keith Ellison a “terrorist.” MORE »

Keith Ellison (D, al-Qaeda), last seen flushing Thomas Jefferson’s Koran down the toilet after swearing upon it to destroy us all, then viciously attacking Virgil Goode on the floor of of the House while Dennis Kucinich looked on and laughed maniacally, is at it again. MORE »

* Heard on the Hill: Congress took yesterday off to watch football. At the insistence, btw, of John Boehner… Crazy coot Thaddeus McCotter has begun sending out his insane “Thinking Points” memos. First one features Spinal Tap lyrics… Yes, Rep. G.K. Butterfield is black… Joe Biden is running for something! [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Fenty inaugural ball featured 1,500 chairs for 15,000 attendees… The Bush Twins partied old-school last weekend at Smith Point, of all places, and Town Hall. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Members of Congress already submitting insane, doomed bills. Mike Huckabee suggests watching more shitty ’80s sitcoms is secret to happiness, success. [Examiner]
* Under the Dome: Dennis Kucinich introduced Keith Ellison and Virgil Goode. Some claim he did this to foster peace and harmony, but we know it’s just ’cause he likes to start shit… The Capitol Police didn’t recognize Keith Ellison until he produced his official Congressional BlackBerry, which he didn’t strike anyone with… Rep. Kevin Brady (R-Texas) declares intention to file FOIA request for every meeting of House Rules Committee. FOIA, of course, doesn’t apply to records of Congress. [The Hill]
* Rush & Molloy: Some guy wants George Clooney to star in a movie as Bill O’Reilly. [NYDN]

Rep. Virgil Goode, last seen demanding the deportation of a Muslim fellow congressman then awkwardly shaking his anti-American hand, is now the victim of vandalism. Really classy vandalism. MORE »

The nerd with his back to the camera is Virginia Congressman Virgil Goode, who bravely vowed to deport Detroit-born black American Keith Ellison, due to Ellison being the first Islamo-fascist Arab to win a seat in the House. You’ll recall that Ellison (Terrorist-MN) chose to worship the Muslim god rather than the American god when performing the holy photo-op oath. MORE »

Tomorrow, the 110th Congress will be sworn in (the nation be will unemployed, aflame, and overrun by Human-Animal Hybrid Rights Terrorists by Monday). Only one new Congressman has managed to stir up any excitement about this boring photo-op: Keith Ellison (Terrorist-MN), the first Muslim elected to the House of Representatives. MORE »

As other fire-breathing southern conservative Republicans have become entirely too predictable in their rhetoric and pet causes, Rep. Virgil Goode has managed to take a couple of the old tropes and spin them into something fantastically backwards and offensive.

To start with, it’s a letter responding to a constituent who never actually wrote him. Just take a look…

MORE »