It only took a few minutes after last night’s debate wrapped to realize that the old gay soldier with the raspy voice was — yep, you guessed it — planted by Hillary Clinton! And now the those angry CNN haters, the ones who so cheekily call CNN the Clinton News Network, just may have a point. Suspicions may have first been raised by the relatively lengthy amount of airtime given to the decorated dick-lover, retired Brigadier Gen. Keith Kerr. But failing to disclose his ties to the Clinton campaign is beyond the fucking pale. Turns out Kerr worked on Clinton’s campaign and served on her lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender steering committee. CNN’s response? Oops. We didn’t know. We fucked up. So what? What are you gonna do about it? MORE »