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Posts Tagged ‘keating five’

DID YOU KNOW MCCAIN IS A CROOK?

Here’s Your 13-Minute Keating Five Thing!

Monday, October 6th, 2008


Good, bad, too long? You decide! We don’t have time to watch the whole thing, right now, due to Brain Damage. But the five-second version was pretty good. [Keating Economics]


WORTH THE FIGHTING FOR

John McCain and the Keating Five

Monday, October 6th, 2008


We wondered when what’s his name, Obama, might mention how John McCain and his lobbyist boyfriends caused the previous collapse of America’s financial system — ha ha, not the Great Depression, but the Savings & Loan collapse. Full horrific video at noon tomorrow. Expect Sarah Palin to immediately show up somewhere and accuse Barack Obama of eating “soul food.” Oh and make sure to read a few of the insane comments on the Wall Street Journal story. [Keating Economics/Wall Street Journal]]


MEMORY HOLE

Reporters Also Can’t Remember McCain’s Banking Scandals

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008


Here’s some hilarious video from outside a McCain campaign stop in Ohio, where some older people chant “Keating Five,” which was the great group of corrupt senators (including John McCain) who caused the last collapse of American finance, in the late ’80s. This teevee reporter has no idea what they’re talking about, of course. [Blogger Interrupted]


FRIDAY NIGHT FUNNIES

John McCain Will Finally Finish Destroying America’s Financial System

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

Fredo, you're nothing to me now.Hmm, this sounds kind of familiar if you remember the Keating Five and S&L Collapse: “Nevada regulators have shut down Silver State Bank. It was the 11th failure this year of a federally insured bank. Andrew McCain, son of Republican presidential nominee John McCain, was a member of the bank’s board, but recently stepped down for ‘personal reasons …. ‘” Ha, whatever, McCain Crime Family. Meanwhile, the federal government is about to seize mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. [AP via Cryptogon/Wall Street Journal]


M-M-MY FRIENDS

Liveblogging John McCain at the RNC!

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Did you know he was tortured?It is sad to think we will never be here again, at the Xcel Center Hockey Rink, in St. Paul of Minnesota. Ha ha, just kidding. We are so ready to get the living hell out of here! Do you know how long we’ve been covering these two conventions, in two cities 1,100 miles apart? FIVE AND A HALF YEARS. Or 13 days, same thing, really. Let’s liveblog Walnuts McCain giving the speech of, er, the night! MORE »


WE SAVE U TIME

Top Ten Crooked Things About McCain From This Phoenix Alt-Weekly Article

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Where is that marvelous ape?Do you have time to read a 45-page-long first-person alt-weekly newsfeature about John McCain’s long life of being a political crook in Arizona and how everyone there fears and hates him? Of course not! Lucky for you, Wonkette has a team of offshore article readers, in Bangalore, who go through this stuff and whittle it down to a simple Top Ten list. You are welcome for this Service Journalism. MORE »


REPUBLICANS

John McCain’s Long Career Of Sleazy Lies, Semi-Affairs & Total Corruption

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

So old and crooked.This whole “presumptive nominee” thing must be serious, because the New York Times just dumped a million-word “investigative report” on how John McCain is the sleaziest sack of scum since, uh, all the other Republicans who already dropped out of the race. Also: Did he have a Dirty Sex Affair with some lobbyist broad who looks suspiciously like his current wife? Let’s find out! MORE »