• KAY HAGAN IS NORTH CAROLINA’S NEW SENATOR: Ha ha, suck it Liddy Dole.

Whoa. This response to Liddy’s Dole’s “Kay Hagan once attended a fundraiser where she talked to some guy who was involved with an atheist organization that actually killed Jesus” ad is probably one of the best of the year — direct, succinct, zippy, and unusually sexy. This Kay Hagan is pretty great and we hope she beats that old dingbat crow. Then she can go to Congress and release videos to Osama saying, “Now listen sir, you just stop this nonsense and get with the program, we expect your surrender by morning, the end.” And he’ll do it! [YouTube]

Here’s a very controversial ad from Liddy Dole in North Carolina, where she will probably lose her Senate seat for being annoying. Oh and look, the exact O.E.D. definition of “desperation” just happens to be this video’s YouTube description: “A new ad from U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Dole attacks Kay Hagan for attending a fundraiser hosted by people tied to an atheist group.” The end of this video asks, “She hid from cameras, took godless money. What did Hagan promise in return?” …to kill Jesus?? [YouTube]