Kay Bailey Hutchison
Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) says a new poll that shows him a a top choice among Texas Republicans to run for Senate has him thinking about the race. “It’s certainly crossed my mind,” Paul told The Ballot Box of a potential run for Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison’s (R-Texas) Senate seat next year. Blasphemy. The Senate [...]
“I have known since 2006 that I wouldn’t seek another term,” she said in a telephone interview from her office in Dallas. “I wanted to announce it on my own terms and in my own way.” [...] Hutchison said she didn’t know what she would do after leaving the Senate, but retirement isn’t likely. She [...]
Oh, you hadn’t heard? A teabagger secessionist crazy lady named Debra Medina, with no political experience or contacts or money or whatever else “makes people good at national politics,” suddenly has emerged as a contender in the Texas GOP primary for governor, along with current Gov. Hair-Fucker and the lady Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison. But [...]
MITT ROMNEY POST SOMEHOW EATS DICK CHENEY POST: So where did that little post about Dick Cheney endorsing Kay Bailey Hutchinson go? you are wondering. We don’t know! Some complicated technological problem (“Jim Newell being retarded”) made us write the Mitt Romney post where the Dick Cheney post once was. This must have something to [...]
It’s becoming clear now that handsy Texas ball-of-fire Rick Perry, in notably indiscreet fashion, has been trying to cover-up or kill an investigation into the execution of an innocent man, which would show that… well… he and his staff could have maybe prevented this from happening! This is a major scandal, for serious. BUT LET [...]
To the surprise of no one, Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison officially declared that she would be running for governor of Texas against Rick Perry, who could potentially serve FOURTEEN FRIGGING YEARS as head of that state. The race got off to a colorful unofficial start in late July when Internet sleuths discovered secret gay code [...]
See, this is why we haven’t kicked Texas out of the union (yet): because sometimes Texans do funny things for us to laugh at. For example: unofficial Republican gubernatorial candidate Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison has a web site that contained tasty little hidden phrases like “rick perry gay” that Governor Rick Perry’s people did not [...]
True fact: Texas has had the same governor since the 1970s, when a man with a thickly feathered coif captured the hearts of many Texan ladies and cowboys. His name was Rick Perry, and he decided to keep running for governor every four years because voters were too dumb and lazy to ever notice that [...]
Ha ha, Texas. Once this state secedes, where will the rest of America turn for laffs? (Answer: Oklahoma.) A senior strategist for Governor Rick Perry likened a more inclusive national Republican Party to a “whorehouse,” and all the GOP ladies in Texas just went nuts.
