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  there is a theme this week

All About the D*cks: Your Florida Roundup

Of course the first person to receive a dick-reduction surgery hails from the state that looks like a dick. Of course he does. The unnamed 17-year-old, whom we’ll call Richard, was apparently … how to say? … wider than he was deep. Seven inches long, 10 inches in circumference, about the size of a grapefruit — while flaccid. That’s a thick piece, dude. Read more on All About the D*cks: Your Florida Roundup…
  Become one with the herd

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Have Some Miracle Ginseng With No Ginseng

Fresh out of butt jokes this week.
Step right up, ladies and gents! Your friendly la Volpe has returned for another edition of The Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly fix-er-up of all the best in bunk, woo, and assorted nonsense to grace the interwebs. Let’s get right into it by reminding you AGAIN to vaccinate yourself and your kids. Read more on The Snake Oil Bulletin: Have Some Miracle Ginseng With No Ginseng…
  all along the watchtowers

Sundays With The Christianists: Their Satanic Majesties Request … MORE COWBELL!

Satan's gang signs -- All the proof you need!
Rightwing radio preacher and homeschooling guru Kevin Swanson is starting to let us down, folks — the penultimate chapter of his e-rant about the inevitable doom of western civilization is just about the laziest attack on the supposedly corrupting influence of popular music that we’ve read in quite a while. He’s devoted most of his e-guide to the cultural apocalypse, Apostate: The Men Who Destroyed the Christian West, to explaining why most of the “great” works of Western philosophy and literature have actually served to debase our civilization and attack Christianity, which leaves his single chapter on popular culture feeling like something of an afterthought, although he certainly bills it as a real barn-burner: Read more on Sundays With The Christianists: Their Satanic Majesties Request … MORE COWBELL!…
  paul is dead

Radio Wingnut Says The Beatles Are Satan

Our favorite Minor League radio preacher, Colorado’s Kevin Swanson, took a break from hating on gays and abortion for a few minutes to blame the Beatles for bringing demonic rock and/or roll to our shores 50 years ago, an event that set us on the road to this year’s Grammy Awards show, which he described as a “satanic pagan orgy” and a “celebration of fornication, twerking, stripping and satanic rituals.” You sort of have to wonder how much the organizers of the Grammys are paying him. Read more on Radio Wingnut Says The Beatles Are Satan…
  all is forgiven

In Shocking Move, Johnette Napolitano Quits Concrete DHS Blonde To Go Solo

Hot on the heels of Katy Perry’s super-stunna-shades announcement that she would not be running for governor of Texas again, we bring you the sad shocking news that Johnette Napolitano is quitting her gig as the frontwoman for the Department of Homeland Security and embarking on a solo college music career: Read more on In Shocking Move, Johnette Napolitano Quits Concrete DHS Blonde To Go Solo…
  teenrage dream

Katy Perry Announces She Will Not Run For Governor Of Texas

Katy Perry announced today that she will not seek re-election as Governor of Texas in 2014, but would not say for certain whether she plans a presidential bid in 2016. The three-term governor has held office since 2000, when then-Gov. Kate Bush became President. Her time in office has been marked by a controversial mix of right-wing politics and catchy pop hooks. Perry’s 2012 presidential campaign derailed after a series of gaffes, particularly her inability to remember which three federal departments she had liked kissing. Read more on Katy Perry Announces She Will Not Run For Governor Of Texas…
  nobody does it better makes me feel sad for the rest

Camille Paglia: Ladies Having Sex Sucked Out Of Them By Sexy Pop Music

Let’s be honest, women. You have a TON of choices, a veritable smorgasbord, of women writers who will make you feel bad about who you are. Whether it is  Suzanne Venker concern trolling the ladies and telling them that if they just weren’t so angry all the time, the mens would marry them or K-Lo sucking all the joy out of sex because she’s not going to suck anything else, there is a veritable empire of ways other ladies can tell you what to do. Those ladies are great at what they do, don’t get us wrong, but no one – NO ONE – bashes the wimmenz more creatively than the O.G. culture scold Camille Paglia. The convoluted sentences! The out-of-nowhere references to, say, Catullus! You know what? It is better if we just show you. Take it away Camille: Read more on Camille Paglia: Ladies Having Sex Sucked Out Of Them By Sexy Pop Music…