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Did you hug your mom on Mother's Day and thank her for loving penis so much? WHY NOT, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD?

Every so often it's important for us to check in with the GOP's greatest mind. No, not Ann Coulter, she's a crusty pile of...

Hooray, the president of America, Barack the Great, has made a nominee to replace Dead Antonin Scalia's rotting flesh 'n' bones on the Supreme...

Oh hi, do you know me? I am one of your Wonkettes, and I am the most famous person in the universe. I am...

Wonkers, do you remember Christine Weick? She is a nice Christian lady who has this funny habit of losing her mind like a common Starbucks...

Oh no! The wingnut gay-hatin' fans of Chick-fil-A, whose bodies are composed of 96 percent trans fat and 4 percent Jesus meat, are dripping lard lumps of rage...

Of course the first person to receive a dick-reduction surgery hails from the state that looks like a dick. Of course he does. The...

Step right up, ladies and gents! Your friendly la Volpe has returned for another edition of The Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly fix-er-up of...

Rightwing radio preacher and homeschooling guru Kevin Swanson is starting to let us down, folks -- the penultimate chapter of his e-rant about the...

Our favorite Minor League radio preacher, Colorado's Kevin Swanson, took a break from hating on gays and abortion for a few minutes to blame...

Hot on the heels of Katy Perry's super-stunna-shades announcement that she would not be running for governor of Texas again, we bring you the...

Katy Perry announced today that she will not seek re-election as Governor of Texas in 2014, but would not say for certain whether she...

Let's be honest, women. You have a TON of choices, a veritable smorgasbord, of women writers who will make you feel bad about who...

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