Tag: katrina

Republicans So Anguished About Border Children, They Will Not Stop Until They Do Nothing About It

Have you heard there is a Katrina at the border, and that Katrina is a hurricane of little brown children, mostly unaccompanied by any adults, who have traveled thousands of miles to escape the violence in their Central American...

If This Dog Were Black, The AP Would Say It ‘Looted’ This Wallet

The AP reports -- via the Juneau Empire -- that Maltese pup "Lady Bunny" "found" a dude's wallet, which last he saw was right in his pocket. The AP, calling the dog's deed "great," does not even question whether Lady...

Hey, New Orleans, You Probably Shouldn’t Have Fired Those 7000 Teachers After Katrina. #Payup

So it turns out that Louisiana's attempt to "remake" public education after Katrina -- which mostly consisted of opening up the state's coffers to grifty charter schools and handing out vouchers for religious schools, regardless of their quality --...

Terrible New Orleans Prosecutors Behave Terribly And Ensure That Terrible New Orleans Cops Get New Trial

Would you rather start your day out with sadness or rage? Fortunately, thanks to the New Orleans Police Department and the United States Department of Justice, you can have both! Yay? Back in 2011, five of NOPD's not-finest were finally...

Vitter Worried About Mexicans Getting Through Louisana’s Border Fence

Ever been to Louisiana? One interesting thing is that the "Mexico" underneath the state is actually made of seawater (and BP oil). But this hasn't stopped Diaperman's campaign from producing this comically offensive ad full of Cheech & Chong...

22 Million Missing Bush Emails Found, Probably In Alberto Gonzales’ Pants

Hooray, some "White House contractors" have located 22 million emails missing from the Bush Administration's eight-year crime spree. Some do-gooder group or another sued the White House for access to these obviously incriminating records of daily operations under Bush/Cheney,...

BUT... BUT SOMEONE IS BEING WRONG ON THE INTERNET! Look, OK, we're trying to find the hot sexy stories here, but the Internet is only serving up annoyance, so our only option is to link you to this annoyance...

Hilarious Racist Email Gets GOP Official Fired

One thing Republicans like to do is send racist shit to each other, whether funny black-face minstrel songs about the "magic negro" (the president) or funny newsletters about the watermelon and fried chicken certain black people (the president) always...

John McCain Laughs About Katrina, FEMA

Oh god that horrible imitation of a human laugh. "Well, heh heh heh, at least no Arabian horses died. Heh heh heh heh." HILARIOUS. Only thousands of poor black people died, after Katrina. And McCain made a super funny...

Hurricane Will Ruin Entire GOP Convention

Greetings from Austin, Minnesota -- the home of Hormel's famous SPAM food product, which Hawaiians such as Barack Obama eat a dozen times a day, with caviar. We are very close to St. Paul and our fancy suites, and...

NYT: Michelle Obama Just Like Barbara Bush Sr.

New first lady Michelle Obama is a young, stylish, beautiful and successful corporate attorney from humble south-side-of-Chicago beginnings. In other words, she's just like ancient yankee matron aristocrat Barbara Bush. That's the startling conclusion of the NYT "Fashion & Style"...

Brownie to Save World, Yet Again