kathryn-jean lopez
Hey National Review person K-Lo, what’s up! Have you had some time yet to regret your even dopier than usual column? Would you like to? Great, let’s get started! “I Have A Dopey Question For Time Magazine,” K-Lo begins, and yes, stopped clock/blind pig, etc. See Time Magazine had its annual let’s-blow-everybody issue, and sexxxy [...]
There has been such a dearth of commentary — a gaping hole, really — from both left and right about the Health and Human Services’ birth control coverage mandate. National Review’s Kathryn Jean Lopez will now fill the hole! And she will fill it, hard, with the important parts in it that everyone has been [...]
CPAC is this week! Have you bleached your American flag yet? Your Wonkette has and is looking forward to attending the world’s greatest annual conservative conference later this week. But until then: The pre-parties: What are they? Let’s take a look at the invitation someone forwarded us to this thing, the The Paul Weyrich Awards [...]
According to the Republican Party of America circa 2008, the biggest threat to America was a couple of nice gay people who live together and share all their expenses also being able to visit each other in the hospital, thanks to “gay marriage.” But now that New York State Republicans have approved Gay Marriage, the [...]
It’s Valentine’s Day, everybody — otherwise known as “the saddest day at National Review Online.” But NRO editor Kathryn Jean Lopez isn’t one to hide behind her sadness and resignation and Jonah Goldberg screensaver (when he was young and kind of cute). Instead, K-Lo asked a “marriage expert” to explain why she cannot seem to [...]
In rotation with Santa Claus, apparently this too is now a pop-up ad on the National Review‘s website. Please, as you enjoy your bounty and familial love this holiday season, please think of the less fortunate. Please, think of the young K-Lo in the streets of Mumbai, trying to blog from underneath the rubble of [...]
National Review overlord, abortion dragon, and self-loathing vagina Kathryn Jean Lopez had absolutely nothing to type about Elena Kagan’s nomination to the Supreme Court, so here is what she typed anyway. Don’t worry, K-Lo. Elena Kagan will never hire any of those lazy piece-of-shit women or minorities — especially Mexican women, COUGH COUGH MISS LOPEZ [...]
Ever since National Review Online’s old maid Kathryn Jean Lopez heard about sex a few weeks ago, she has been frantically typing with one hand about all the dirty, dirty, dirty pornography on the Internet which is so filthy, so hawt, so nasty. (Actually, K-Lo “discovers” the p0rN every year about this time. It’s like [...]
Lonely National Review Online blogger Kathryn Jean Lopez regularly rhapsodizes over three untouchable Man-Gods (the Pope, Ronald Reagan and Jonah Goldberg) and sternly disapproves of almost everything else in our Earthly Realm, especially Pornography. Now, however, K-Lo is literally begging readers of her hilarious group-blog “The Corner” to send their porn confessions — all because [...]
Months later, the wingnuts finally got around to forwarding their “getcher feet offa mah Merkin desk, Obama bin Lyin’, its from Queen Vic dagnabbit” email to National Review abortion dragon Kathryn Jean Lopez. Since K-Lo Does Not Read Wonkette, someone should forward her that Bush picture, and then maybe she’d shut up and return to [...]
This reminds, us, we have to go buy arugula right now, or K-Lo will chop off Active Senator Rick Santorum’s dick! THE SNOW IS STARTING TO STICK. [Instaputz]
Important National Review torture pope Kathryn Jean Lopez was alone when she went to an anti-abortion rally today. But you can bet your bottom zygote that she won’t go home that way! With which lucky 15-year-old churchy boy will she be stone cold doin’ the Jungle Jesus Boogie Woogie (“raping”)? Be on the lookout, boys. [...]
Uh oh, constipated dingbat Kathryn Jean Lopez of the National Review‘s Corner — the #1 Internet blog — has been talking to her sources again. K-Lo generally has the best sources this side of Seymour Hersh, so obviously we are going to learn something: apparently if a Republican wins the Massachusetts special Senate election, the [...]
So that horrific killing spree put a real damper on the day’s comedy prospects, although we’re sure Wolf Blitzer’s trying his inadvertent best to make us all laugh again. But know that before the sadness in Texas, God painted the teabaggers a rainbow. And then someone in an office took a picture of the Teabaggers’ [...]
