Tag: kathryn-jean lopez

Bill Kristol’s Butt Buddy David French Not Running For President, What A Shame

Who could have seen this coming and WHOA IF TRUE, but we must regretfully inform you that Bill Kristol was wrong about a thing.

Ben Shapiro Making Trouser Starbursts Over Sexy New Candidate David French (Who?)

Well, we guess Ben Shapiro, former lover of all things Breitbart, is one of the Renegade Jewishes now, officially, as he is drenching the front part of his bathing suit region with Embarrassment Stains over Bill Kristol's boy wonder independent...

Fourth-Most-Famous David French, Bristol Palin’s Ghostblogger’s Husband, Running For President. Neat!

Who is David French? A weirdo scary man control monster freak. David French for president, yayyyyyy!

Cheerfully Insane National Review Music Video Is OH SWEET JESUS!

For reasons beyond the human ken, the National Review thought a great way to celebrate its 60th anniversary was with this video: an animated all-singing, all-dancing history of the modern conservative movement, at least from the moment that William F....
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Republicans To Cancel NBC Debate Unless Candidates Get Reality Shows And BJs

It would appear that Republican National Committee Chair Reince Priebus has failed to read his Wonkette yet again. We sexplained Thursday that anybody who thinks the CNBC debate sucked because it was overtly biased against the candidates is A...
Happy Bey-Day, Mike Huckabee's archnemesis!

Happy Birthday Beyoncé, Mike Huckabee Still Thinks You’re A Whore!

BREAKING NEWS, GUYS. On this day in (year redacted because TIMELESS, but also 1981), Beyoncé Knowles was bornded, and then she went on "Star Search," and then she did Destiny's Child, and then she broke off on her own and...

Kathryn Jean Lopez Stole Peggy Noonan’s Laudanum, Is Seeing Demons Errrrrewhere

The tweet was promising. First, it was from K-Lo, Kathryn Jean Lopez -- previously seen instructing us that we should give our kids boundaries like "no you may not shoot up a school" -- and it read "When to...

But What Will K-Lo’s Reaction Be To This New Yorker Cover Of Anthony Weiner’s Danger Dong?

Some time back in the late Pleistocene era (last month? that is how time works, correct?) the United States Supreme Court was all like nah mang, teh ghey, they are people we guess, and the New Yorker responded with...

NRO’s Kathryn Jean Lopez Simply Does Not Care For The New Yorker’s Sodomite Muppets

You're on the computer! Have you seen this wonderful New Yorker cover? We mean before right now? Well, National Review Online's Kathryn Jean Lopez has, and she has summed it up with the two most trenchant, insightful words anyone...

K-Lo Ticked Boston Marathon Tragedy Didn’t Happen While She Was in Town

Gosh darnit, Kathryn-Jean Lopez left Boston just when "news" started happening. Don't worry, K-Lo, you still win the reporting award as usual for communicating the least amount of information about any given topic while still managing to make it...

Universe Implodes Under Combined Weight of Maggie Gallagher, Kathryn Jean Lopez’s Giant Brains

We had such high hopes for the greatest tete a tete of this or any era, When Maggie Met K-Lo. But it turns out, when you get two overly repressed spinsters together to kaffeeklatsch on Gays and Stuff, it...

Romney Campaign Adds ‘Chains’ To List Of Words Joe Biden Is Not Allowed To Say

The Romney Campaign just cannot believe it this time, and you will not either. You will be so embarrassed at the shameful tactics of your side, and will agree completely with the campaign's demand for an apology. You guys,...

‘Religious Freedom!’ Cries Crazy Texas Bigot What Don’t Want No ‘Negroidal Person’ Bagging His Vittles

Hey, crazy Texas bigots! Got any freedom of religion lawsuits you'd like to file today? Oh, it's against your religion to have a black man bag your groceries? Sure, that will do! Little Green Footballs brings us the heartwarming...

NRO Editor Kathryn Jean Lopez: Was Aurora Shooter Possessed By Beelzebub?

Does Kathryn Jean Lopez believe the Aurora shooter, James Holmes, was possessed by demons? She does not say so. What she says is that a story by a Catholic priest who says possession is real and posits that James...

NRO’s Kathryn Jean Lopez Just Doesn’t See What All The Fuss Is About S-E-X

Kathryn Jean Lopez, better known by her gang moniker, K-Lo, is a pill. She is unpleasant and obsequiously pious and constantly telling all other American Catholics how they're doing Catholicism wrong by actually following the edicts of Vatican II...

Kathryn Jean Lopez Gets Thrill Up Her Leg For Romney’s ‘Vision Thing’

Apparently, there has been a turning point in Mitt Romney’s campaign—a GOOD turning point of some kind. We know this because Kathryn Jean Lopez has taken to the National Review to inform us of such, even if she...