We are more than a little bit pissed off today. And we assure you it is for good reason. Some jackass publicist repping the left-handed, low-rent publishing house World Ahead Media asked us to review Kathleen Willey’s book. We agreed. She also offered an interview with Ms. Willey. Great! Kat’s kind of a MILF! We accepted. So, we spent our free time reading this shithouse crazy book about how the Clintons killed her pets, Bill tweaked her titties, how she likes fucking younger men, and scaring boyfriends by telling them she’s preggers. I know, right? Then we are informed Willey is not available for an interview. And here we are thinking that our review and interview was going to be a big sloppy wet blowjob in hopes that, you know, we too could tweak her titties just like Bill. But no. Pfft. So… thanks for nothing, assholes! MORE »

According to a new memoir by Kathleen Willey, an ex-White House aide who claimed President Clinton groped her in 1993 (as if she didn’t know what she was getting into working there!), Hillary Clinton may have ordered some thugs to kill her pwecious kitty in an attempt to intimidate her from speaking out. And then they might have killed her replacement kitty, too! MORE »

• Page Six: Ted Koppel may ink multi-million dollar deal with HBO when he leaves “Nightline”. . . Rush Limbaugh defines himself as an ubersexual. [NYP, NYP]
• Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Chuck Todd apologizes to Richard Bradley after The Hotline repeatedly referenced him as “Ex-Dick Blow.”. . . Juanita Broaddrick, Kathleen Willey will visit the Clinton Library for publicity. [NYDN]
• Inside Politics: Spike Lee says the government may have destroyed the levee in New Orleans to “displace al the black people.”. . . Rick Santorum, Hillary Clinton use U2 concerts to raise money; the band complains. [WT]