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Hooray for the slow march of justice for lesser Bush Administration figures! Former No. 3 CIA boss Kyle “Slimeball” Foggo and impossibly corrupt Duke Cunningham buddy/contractor Brent Wilkes have been officially indicted for many federal crimes including conspiracy, wire fraud, and money laundering. MORE »

Katherine Harris will be our next President. The campaign has already begun on that most important of battlefields, the internet, where some prophetic genius has posted three videos laying out the case for President Kitty.

The first is above — it presents Katherine as the logical choice of the moderate, and a modern-day combination of Joan of Arc and George Washington. The next two — one about how Kitty is a good role model for girls everywhere, and the other fleshing out the Joan of Arc/George Washington thing — are after the jump.

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Yes, Katherine Harris is living in her car parked at the Cannon House Office Building and lost her Senate race and is no longer a congresswoman, but she’s still a great American! MORE »

According to Heard on the Hill, Kitty Harris, last seen handing out business cards at the State of the Union, is still living the crazy dream. MORE »

Hey, you recognize that old familiar 3/4 profile? That’s right, it’s Kitty Harris, who, thank god, has not yet and hopefully never will actually leave Washington. Or even the Capitol. She attended the State of the Union last night, and Washington Whispers caught her handing out her business cards to anyone she could reach. MORE »

She’s so much fun, sometimes we forget she’s also a crooked politician who put GWB in the White House and ran with the same bribery crowd as Duke Cunningham. But we got this tip today to remind us all over again:

Was told the FBI, DOJ and DoD investigators made another round of visits to her former staff.

Terse and intriguing! In November, the FBI interviewed two of Katherine Harris’ top staffers — former chiefs of staff Dan Berger and Ben McKay — about all the bribes she took from convicted criminal Mitchell Wade. Let’s see if her precious Jesus can help her now. MORE »

The honorable Vern Buchanan of Florida’s honorable 13th congressional district didn’t get a real warm welcome from House Democrats, because he won under absurdly suspicious circumstances. Outgoing governor Jeb Bush certified Buchanan’s bogus 369-vote “win” — 18,000 voters mysteriously avoided choosing a new House representative. Thanks to legendary Florida secretary of state and former 13th District congresslady Kitty Harris, totally unaccountable e-voting machines were used. MORE »

It’s a new year in Wonk’d but all the famous-for-dc cats have already broken their resolutions. Laura Bush only made it 3 days before she was back on the sauce, Robert Novak may have been at the happiest place on Earth, but he was still an asshole, and of course there’s Katherine Harris, as you can see, taking to the streets of Florida during the warmest winter ever, in an ankle length fur coat. You get these dandies plus a Member of Congress who loves to stare at members of men, after you unzip.

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It is truly sad that a woman who gave so much — especially Florida, which she gave to Dubya in 2000 — is all but forgotten in the Nation’s Capitol. No thanks from Dick Cheney as he makes the Senators recite the Law of Thelema, no medal from George himself, no nothing. MORE »

Let’s turn, now, to Katherine Harris, former Wonkette Flame. MORE »