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Gentlemen don’t knock the cameras from the hands of Wonkette’s Liz Glover, but this is not a story about gentlemen. It’s a story about Late Night Shots, and its founder, Reed Landry. LNS is, of course, the closed social website network for binge-drinking Georgetown douchebags chased away to D.C. by their wealthy, exasperated parents, Anyway, our own Liz Glover attended a pleasant soirée a whole month ago, and everyone was enjoying the witty banter and decent champagne when … well, watch the Cinéma Vérité video and read Glover’s report and hear her tragic cries for help, after the jump. MORE »

Was black magic to blame for the Bush Family’s incredible 24 hours of global bloodshed, crime, chaos, accidents and nervous breakdowns? Scientists say karma is more likely the cause, but we prefer theories from week-old news stories, like this one about an Indonesian witch doctor putting the hate on Dubya’s travels:

Ki Gendeng Pamungkas slit the throat of a goat, a small snake and stabbed a black crow in the chest, stirred their blood with spice and broccoli before he drank the “potion” and smeared some on his face.

Mmm, spice and broccoli. The voodoo priest said he had nothing against the United States, “but I don’t like Bush.” He also targeted Bush’s Secret Service team, which might explain why the Bush Twins were robbed in Argentina while their helpless protectors were savagely beaten. MORE »