Tag Archives: karma

  Look What I Have Wrought

Profiles In Revenge: Grifty Virginia Gov Brought Down By Chef, In Mansion Kitchen, With A Candlestick

whistlin' grifty
Image by RenjiZabimaru6 at deviantart Augh, weddings. So expensive! Even if you’re the Governor of Virginia and the commonwealth gives you a big old house to party in for free, you cannot serve the guests jalapeno poppers and tub-o’-nacho. Feeding 200 people a fancy chicken and shrimp dinner will cost you. Read more on Profiles In Revenge: Grifty Virginia Gov Brought Down By Chef, In Mansion Kitchen, With A Candlestick…
  we all shine on

Karma Burgles Car Robber-Arsonist-Congressman’s Darrell Issa’s House

Hey, did you know that Congressman Darrell Issa invented your neighbor’s car alarm, the one that goes off for hours at a time, because your neighbor is a fucking asshole? Congressman Darrell Issa got the idea for a car alarm after a satisfying career as a car robber and arsonist. He made hundreds of millions of dollars. You know what they say: create a need, and then fill it! But now someone has burgled Darrell Issa’s ill-gotten mansion of over one hundred thousand dollars in precious jewels. That someone is Karma, and she probably looks really pretty right now! Read more on Karma Burgles Car Robber-Arsonist-Congressman’s Darrell Issa’s House…
  herpes can kill you now?

John Edwards Waging Heroic, Life-Threatening Battle With Karma

Famous sleazeball John Edwards still cannot quite yet stand trial for the million or so dollars in alleged campaign finance violations he racked up during his failed 2008 bid to get America to elect him President before they realized he was screwing around on his cancer-stricken wife, because he has some kind of life-threatening mystery ailment that requires an operation and is apparently more serious than a “hair emergency” or whatever you would immediately imagine to yourself if you heard that John Edwards was claiming he was too ill to attend his own trial. Read more on John Edwards Waging Heroic, Life-Threatening Battle With Karma…
  ha ha

Advertisers Flee Fox News’ Chubby Racist Hate-Clown

Vile behavior is usually rewarded by Idiot America (see “Michael Vick”), but there is finally some sort of financial penalty for being a repulsive screaming nutbag racist bag of clown shit on a national cable-news station owned by one of the world’s biggest media companies: advertisers flee! Read more on Advertisers Flee Fox News’ Chubby Racist Hate-Clown…
 

Wonkette Party Crash Gets Its Camera Crushed, By Late Night Shots Founder

newVideoPlayer("washlife2.flv", 463,387,"");Gentlemen don’t knock the cameras from the hands of Wonkette’s Liz Glover, but this is not a story about gentlemen. It’s a story about Late Night Shots, and its founder, Reed Landry. LNS is, of course, the closed social website network for binge-drinking Georgetown douchebags chased away to D.C. by their wealthy, exasperated parents, Anyway, our own Liz Glover attended a pleasant soirée a whole month ago, and everyone was enjoying the witty banter and decent champagne when … well, watch the Cinéma Vérité video and read Glover’s report and hear her tragic cries for help, after the jump. Read more on Wonkette Party Crash Gets Its Camera Crushed, By Late Night Shots Founder…
 

Did Voodoo Curse Cause Worldwide Bush Chaos?

Was black magic to blame for the Bush Family’s incredible 24 hours of global bloodshed, crime, chaos, accidents and nervous breakdowns? Scientists say karma is more likely the cause, but we prefer theories from week-old news stories, like this one about an Indonesian witch doctor putting the hate on Dubya’s travels: Read more on Did Voodoo Curse Cause Worldwide Bush Chaos?…