Karl Rove Steals Parking Spot From Poor Handicapped Person?
Monday, February 2nd, 2009
Some local folks spotted a black Porsche with the Virginia license plate “I Rove” in their Crystal City, VA apartment complex parking lot. We believe it has the name of Karl Rove’s frat in the border. Most importantly, it is a handicapped spot. This is the first bad thing Karl Rove has ever done in his life. UPDATE: Some commenters have pointed out that the border is actually that of a black fraternity (Kappa Alpha Psi, not Pi Kappa Alpha). Why did Karl Rove steal a black man’s car? [Anai Rhoads]













Man, this guy! Remember Karl Rove, the doughy, evil clown who used direct mail to make George W. Bush the permanent dictator of America? He has good news for Republicans. They are poised on the precipice of a COMEBACK, a massive and extremely awesome comeback, because they keep winning seats in the South — a region which they have historically, uh, tended to win in! 
Hey John Edwards, want to
Nobody quite knew what to make of Karl Rove’s very aggressive election night projections, but it seemed safe to conclude that he was trying to mess with Barack Obama in a very sinister and subtle way. People feared that Rove’s projection of 338 electoral votes set the bar too high, so that if Obama won narrowly he would look “illegitimate.” And if Obama lost, he would really look like a loser.