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This is homosexual ex-county commissioner Bruce Barclay, who had sex with hundreds of male prostitutes and has footage of it all. Many of these prostitutes came from “harrisburgfratboys.com”, and this is one of them and his name is Karl Rove. But there are more, thanks to Barclay’s website! MORE »

Being a “college journalist” is impossible. You, a hot-ticket Harvard teevee anchor, cheat the system and land some big interview, thinking your ultra-famous star subject will expect softballs from the college kid. Defiantly, you plan to ask some tough, racy questions to hit your subject offguard. Then you get to the interview and realize that you’re talking one-on-one with Karl Rove and are going to ask him about John McCain’s black baby. Awkward! [YouTube]

The pagan nation of Iowa pooped emphatically on the glorious political legacy of Karl Rove when University of Iowa students booed the great leader at a speech this weekend. Rove was paid $40,000 in exchange for tolerating a rain of invective that did not end until he glopped his pasty carcass off the stage. MORE »

Between Bill Cunningham and the Tennessee Republican party, there sure have been a lot of Rovian Attacks(TM) on Barack Obama’s middle name, “Hussein,” in the last day or so. It’s signaled new vistas for the Internet, as “Hussein” has already been institutionalized as a verb — like “Swift Boat,” which was also a hilarious verb. But not every Republican operative thinks this Rovian Attack is the best way to go at Obama. A promising, young strategist named Karl Rove, of Texas, thinks that Rovian Politics might do more harm to the GOP than Barack Obama in the general election. Can this upstart Karl Rove rid the party of Rovian Politics? MORE »

On Monday, I directed you to an ultra-glamorous velvet painting of the secretary of state as an example of the wonderful world of Condi-inspired art. Since I was in a Condicentric mood (as usual), I never thought to see what else this gifted painter had to offer. Well, let me tell you, the Condi painting on black velvet was only the tip of a fabulous iceberg! Join me after the jump to marvel over Velvet Rove, Velvet Cheney, Velvet Ashcroft and… Velvet Lynndie England? Are these the most superfantastic portraits of our time? Probably!

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Remember Karl Rove? He was kind of a big deal for the Republican Party, and used to live in the White House with George W. Bush, but then 2006 happened and Iraq happened and it was pretty clear that the current year, 2008, was going to happen. So Karl packed his hobo bindle and hit the road. That road ended at the Fox News studios. Rove is boring, of course, but it is kind of funny to hear him pretending to advise John McCain’s campaign. [Fox News]

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Condi was back in Foggy Bottom 24/7 last week, and you know what that means: photo-ops, photo-ops, photo-ops! Indeed, the State Department’s reception room was a revolving door to all kinds of diplobots from strategically unchallenging countries. And somebody had the nerve to call Our Heroine incompetent. Why do they keep doing that? So mean! Join me after the jump for a Condiological safari through the last seven days…

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It seems the young princes at Choate Rosemary Hall, the famous Connecticut preparatory school that JFK attended, have their panties in a twirl over the school’s selection of commencement speaker: Karl Rove. As one student says, “It’s just that it’s not his place to be the one who shepherds us into the world.” Since all of these kids will be running the world in a few years, shouldn’t they be looking forward to the networking possibilities at stake? High school kids are the worst when they pretend to have political opinions, even if they just hate Karl Rove. [AP/Breitbart]

Charles Krauthammer and Bill Kristol, wild-eyed advocates of an Iraq invasion from way back in the day who have written in Time for who knows how long, won’t be returning after the end of the month. So who’s going to defend America from Democrats, liberals and homosexuals now? Some other asshole! MORE »

Remember that horrific U.S. attorney firing scandal? You know, the one that was extraordinarily illegal and should be guaranteeing Democrats electoral dominance for the next 50 years, if they weren’t so bad at exploiting it? Well, the Senate Judiciary Committee approved contempt resolutions this morning against Karl Rove and White House chief of staff Josh Bolten for ignoring it. So… does this mean we get to put Alberto Gonzales in the pokey any time soon? MORE »