Tag: karl rove

Lib Trash Megyn Kelly Joining Lib Trash NBC News, Where Lib Trash Belongs

CONGRATS, MEGYN KELLY, even if we kinda hate you sometimes.
What do you people want from me? Leadership? Pffft.

Donald Trump Will Raise Money For Republicans Just As Soon As He Figures Out How That Benefits Him

Donald Trump doesn't see why he should hold fundraisers for the GOP anymore. What have they ever done for him?

Fox News Reminds Stupid Fox News Hosts Not To Be So Stupid All The Time

BREAKING NEWS: Fox News has 'editorial standards.' WHO KNEW?

Trump Frets November Election Is ‘Rigged’ Since He Might Not Win

Donald Trump is already preparing for the revolution that must surely be sparked if Americans fail to vote for him.

Wonkagenda, Thursday, 07/28/2016

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My Vagina Voted Yesterday, And It Was Fantastic

Wasn't it weird yesterday when everybody noticed Hillary Clinton is a woman, and some historic shizz was going down?

George W. Bush Is Great Tipper, Terrible President, Did Not Actually Do 9/11

When a famous person comes into your restaurant and turns out to be a great customer, there are many things you should do as a server. Treat them like you would anyone else, give them good service, don't bring...

Chipotle Facing Federal Investigation For Spreading The Mega-Poops

Guess which Tex-Mex food chain just got served a heaping dollop of federal grand jury subpoena, for making all of America sick with an outbreak of norovirus.  If the words "Chipotle" and "outbreak" sound familiar to you in conjunction, it's...
Now, about my disappearing ecosystem...

Karl Rove Doesn’t Care If Your Grandbabies Die, And Other Paris Climate Change Fun-Times!

Good news, everyone! The Paris Climate Summit actually managed Saturday to reach an agreement to limit and reduce greenhouse gases, with almost every nation on the planet agreeing to reduce its emissions of carbon dioxide and other gases that...

Hillary Clinton Says It’s Her Birthday, Probably Lying About That Too

What up, Hillz Clinton? You still enjoying your celebratory Indian dinner and wine from that time you kicked ALL the ass at the Benghazi hearing last week? Yeah, we figgered. Oh what? You're also doing all the birthday shots today because Internet...
Wuss Mountain, more like.

Tyrant Obama Stealing America’s Mountains Now, Giving Them Yucky Foreign Names

Emperor Obama has issued another fatwa, and this time it is about how it's no longer okay for North America's highest peak, which is located right in the middle of Ohio in Alaska, to be named after President William McKinley,...

Michigan Teabagger Fornicator Also Accused Himself Of Child Molestation, For Jesus

As you might have expected, the twisted stupid saga of Todd Courser, the Michigan state representative who faked a gay-hooker scandal to cover up his genuine heterosex affair with another legislator, state Rep. Cindy Gamrat, and then claimed that he...
This fuckin' guy.

Texas Oil Heir Finds Secret Of Happiness: Murdering Endangered Rhinos

There are, like, 5,000 black rhinos left in the wild, tops. And now there's one fewer, thanks to Texas oil heir Corey Knowlton, who legally shot an endangered black rhino and then legally brought it back to the United...
No, honey, the rats are just playing a little rough.

Oh Hey GOP, Whatcha Doin’? Breakin’ Some Laws?

You guys are not going to believe this, but CNN broke a story, and it's got everything -- political malfeasance, coded tweets, Karl Rove! It's a story that once again reinforces how crappy Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy's reasoning in...

Daddy, Dan Sullivan Wants An Alaska Senate Seat NOW!

How much do Sandra and Thomas Sullivan love their son Dan? They love him at least $550,000, according to financial disclosures by two super PACs that are helping Dan beat Democrat Mark Begich in the race for Alaska's Senate...