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Sundays With The Christianists: Charles Darwin Was A Very Bad Man, A Very Bad Man Indeed

If it's Sunday, it must be time for another foray into the mind of Colorado radio man o' God and homeschooling big wheel Kevin Swanson, the genius who warns that the Girl Scouts are communist lesbians whose cookies fund...
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Sundays With The Christianists: Marx Was Wrong Because Jesus Loved Inequality

Happy Dia De Los Muertos, all you Wonkees! Grab a candy skull and let's commune with the spirits of the departed, which of course probably sounds like consorting with demons to our favorite deranged Christianist, Colorado radio preacher Kevin...
Why is there a union jack on the skull? Your guess is as good as any. Let's say it represent Marx's London years.

Sundays With The Christianists: Homos And Demons And Marx, Oh My!

Here we are at Part 3 of our dive into Apostate: The Men Who Destroyed the Christian West, by Kevin Swanson, the radio preacher who likes to warn that the Pill leaves women's wombs chock full of tiny dead...
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Sundays With The Christianists: How Western Culture Got All Satanic

Welcome to part 2 of our exploration of Apostate: The Men Who Destroyed the Christian West, by Colorado radio preacher Kevin Swanson, whose goal in this book is to explain just how Western Civilization was destroyed by just about...
Save it for COMMUNISM, that is!

Abraham Lincoln, Total Communist

We just keep falling in love all over again with Colorado wingnut radio preacher Kevin Swanson. Anyone who thinks that the Pill leaves ladies' innards littered with tiny dead fetuses and that Mark Twain was possessed by demons is...

Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Homeschooled Flappers And Bootleggers

OK, this is the week we finally get to the flappers, you fappers. We've been spending a little extra time with our Christian textbooks' treatment of the 1920s, which turns out to be a fine decade for the authors...

Sundays With The Christianists: This ‘World History’ Textbook Is The Opiate Of The Homeschooled Masses

Welcome, Comrades! We're still making our way through the "we really don't like communism" chapter of our 10th-grade textbook for Christian schools, World History and Cultures In Christian Perspective. So pour a nice glass of Victory Gin, hum...

Sundays With The Christianists: A ‘World History’ Textbook That Redistributes Reality To Home-Schooled Children

So now that we're well into the nineteenth century with our hilarious 10th-grade textbook, World History and Cultures In Christian Perspective, we're getting to some of the pivotal Bad Guys from the editors' closetful of nightmare boogiemen. Last week...

Sundays With The Christianists: With This ‘World History’ Textbook, Your Homeschooled Babbies Will Not Evolve

It's time for another visit to the funhouse mirror held up to history by our 10th-grade textbook for homeschoolers, World History and Cultures In Christian Perspective. If the Church of Rome was the textbook's designated Big Bad for...

A Children’s Treasury Of Terrifying Photos About Health Care!

Did you know that your precious Death Panel legislation includes a mandate to resurrect the corpse of Karl Marx thrice yearly, or else face a maximum penalty of one percent of your income plus ten minutes in a dark...

Santa Claus Palling Around With Marxists

Look at this creep, with his terrorist beard. His name is legion, or "Sinter Klass," which means Karl Marx, because this is a photograph of the grave of the unrepentant Marxist, Karl Marx. Even his name is Marxist. An...

SARAH THE MARXIST: She takes the oil companies' hard-earned money and "redistributes" it to shiftless Alaskans! "e’re set up, unlike other states in the union, where it’s collectively Alaskans own the resources. So we share in the wealth when...

Illegal Robots, Illegal Bra Cash, Illegal Sunshine

In the 90s, McCain gave thousands of dollars of Neiman Marcus gift certificates to fashion terrorist Rashid Khalidi. This Mass. state senator accepted bribes from a swanky European-style discotheque called "Dejavu" in exchange for getting them a liquor license....