Tag: karen handel

Georgia’s Runoff Election: Let The Voter Suppression Games Begin!

The Devil In The Details Went Down To Georgia

Trump Misplaces Naval Strike Group. Like You Haven’t! Wonkagenda, April 19, 2017

Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!

Hey Georgia Democrats! Give Donald Trump A Big Black Eye Today — WITH ACTUAL VOTES

No way does Trump get any more feathers in his cap.

Tomorrow’s The Day For Georgia Democrats To Get Off Their Butts And Vote For Jon Ossoff

Hey! Special election Tuesday! Let's take a seat away from the Rs and give 'em noogies, too!

A Children’s Treasury Of Primary Election Results. Neither Crazy Idaho Guy Won :(

In the closest thing to a "Super Tuesday" in this off-year election, a whole bunch of Tea Party candidates did worse than expected against "mainstream" Republicans who had better funding and who all sound like teabaggers now anyway. The...

Georgia GOP Senate Candidate Tries To Alienate Even More Voters With His Fancy Book Learning

We're beginning to wonder exactly who the GOP sees as its base any longer. We know it isn't the blah people or those immigrant-y brown people or gay people or effete latte-drinking Subaru-driving liberals. Given the cock-gobbling the Republican...

Rep. Paul Broun Uses Tax Dollars To Learn Him How To Talk More Not Stupid

It is an election year, and if you have an appetite for wingnut stupid, you're in luck, because the Republican Party offers an all-you-can-eat buffet. If you like your stupid Southern style, you are in extra special luck because...

Fired Wingnut Komen Lady Karen Handel Challenges Planned Parenthood To Bitch-Slap Contest

Oh, early 2012, we already miss you. At least in February 2012, we were well rid of Karen Handel, the then-vice president of Susan G. Komen for the Cure. Remember Karen? She's the delightfully (?!) wingnutty anti-choice zealot that...

Failed Republican Windbag Karen Handel Self-Aborts From Komen

A week after 100-percent prime Republican Karen Handel and her completely non-ideological money thing that "best" "serves" women decided to cut its funding to Planned Parenthood because it was "under investigation" by crazies, and then undecided to once more,...

Komen Charity Reverses Weird New Pro-Breast Cancer For Poors Policy

Have you heard about the strangest new craze in breast cancer charities, the kind that doesn't actually want to fight breast cancer? This for a brief period was the Susan G. Komen Foundation, the behemoth breast cancer research charity...

Sarah Palin Signs Mannequin Head Of Sarah Palin, For Democracy

Sarah Palin flew Coldmiser Airlines all the way to Atlanta to stump for Karen Handel, her mini-me running for Georgia governor in a primary runoff against Democrat Nathan Deal. A local lady wig peddler brought down this Sarah Palin...

Jody Hice Cruises Into Runoff; Who Will Wonkette Make (Or Break) Next?

It is hard not to become drunk with power when, less than 24 hours after you issue an emergency endorsement on a whim of some Georgia nobody with a funny website, said nobody finds himself toe-to-toe in the runoff...