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Tag: kanye west

Trump’s LOW ENERGY Inauguration. Wonkagenda for Friday, January 20, 2016

Trump's can't fill his cabinet, EVERYONE is protesting, Colbert says #ThanksObama! Your morning news brief!
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

GOP Senators Totally Cool With Benghazi-Style Attacks Now, We Guess

It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.
Yo, whut up, fo shizzle,uhh... you betcha!

Sarah Palin Spits Hot Verse At New York Times, Misses, Also Is Broke, Broke, Broke.

Sarah Palin thinks the New York Times is broke. The Talmud says we see the world not as it is, but as we are.

John Bolton Wants To Pick A Fight! Wonkagenda for Thursday, December, 15, 2016

Trump scares weapons merchants, John Bolton scares everybody, and Alex Jones learns about "The Streisand Effect". Your daily news brief!

Donald Trump Very Busy Man, Does Not Have Time For Silly Press Conferences!

If you had a schedule this busy, you would cancel press conferences about your conflicts of interest too!

Giuliani Is A Money-Loving Hypocrite! Yr Wonkagenda: Friday, November 18, 2016

Giuliani has a cash fetish, Donald Trump's crappy cabinet, and more reasons to hate Kanye West! Your daily news brief!

IKEA Tells Kanye West To Eff Right Off. Your Weekly Dance Party!

YOU COME LISTEN TO THESE SONGS RIGHT NOW.
He speaks the truth.

Remember, Liberals: Ted Cruz And Dead Breitbart Are The Reason For The Season

Hooray, that dumb holiday where we eat 300 pounds of food and say we're "thankful" for "things" is over, and now we can go back to doing hot, wet War On Christmassing to each other, like we liberals do....
Borned stupid.

Pretty Sure Bobby Jindal Just Said Ted Cruz Gives Donald Trump Snail Blowjobs

Sea snail blowjobs to exact. LIMPET blowjobs. Yes, Bobby Jindal, a presidential candidate in only the loosest sense of the word, seems to be trying to get somebody, ANYBODY, to give him attention in advance of tonight's presidential debate,...
BOOBIES!

A Thoughtful Soliloquy On Miley Cyrus, Her Nipples, And Also Donald Trump’s Nipples

Haha, made you click, we don't have a "thoughtful soliloquy" to share with you. OR DO WE? Let's give it a whirl. Miley Cyrus went on the Jimmy Kimmel teevee fun hour and, as usual, she was all nekkid....
Shockingly, this outfit is not a persuasive argument

Thomas Jefferson Cosplay Will Not Save Your Job

Remember when we told you about one Ira Dennis Hawver Esquire JD, who appeared before the Kansas Supreme Court dressed up as Thomas Jefferson? And no, he wasn't kidding. He was there to beg the court not to disbar...
Whatever, he should just move to Hawaii

America Is Freezing Cold, So Al Gore’s An Idiot. Again.

Hooray! It's that time of year when it's freezing cold, and everyone who Is Not A Scientist but is pretty damned sure real scientists must be wrong about global warming makes "jokes" about global warming because, duh, it is...

This 9/11 Story Will Make You Cry In The Good Way And Other News You Can Maybe Use

Wake up, Wonketeers, the weekend's over. Back to the stone what we grind, with some awwwwwwwww news, awful news, and yup, SCIENCE! It's not often you read a story about 9/11 and cry happy tears and thank whomever it is you...

Fox News Pundit-Actress Stacey Dash Thinks Kanye West Should Get Prison Raped, For Freedom

Stacey Dash is hip and young-(ish) and pretty and conservative and also knows who should get raped, and it is Kanye West. In a segment prefaced by blonde Fox bot Sandra Smith saying, "File this one under Just Stop...

Happy Links For Nice Time People (And Also For You)

Today over at Happy, we've got our fantasy of how Kanye's children's record would sound, our undying pledge of love for Liam Neeson, no matter what he does, we tell you what to listen to so far in 2014,...

We Will Pay All The Monies To See Kanye West Punch George Zimmerman

Last week George Zimmerman announced that he is giving some lucky bastard the chance to punch his grinning murder mug again and again. Rapper The Game, a giant slab of man meat, stepped up, but George Zimmerman would prefer...