Tag: kanye west

Giuliani Is A Money-Loving Hypocrite! Yr Wonkagenda: Friday, November 18, 2016

Giuliani has a cash fetish, Donald Trump's crappy cabinet, and more reasons to hate Kanye West! Your daily news brief!

IKEA Tells Kanye West To Eff Right Off. Your Weekly Dance Party!

YOU COME LISTEN TO THESE SONGS RIGHT NOW.
He speaks the truth.

Remember, Liberals: Ted Cruz And Dead Breitbart Are The Reason For The Season

Hooray, that dumb holiday where we eat 300 pounds of food and say we're "thankful" for "things" is over, and now we can go back to doing hot, wet War On Christmassing to each other, like we liberals do....
Borned stupid.

Pretty Sure Bobby Jindal Just Said Ted Cruz Gives Donald Trump Snail Blowjobs

Sea snail blowjobs to exact. LIMPET blowjobs. Yes, Bobby Jindal, a presidential candidate in only the loosest sense of the word, seems to be trying to get somebody, ANYBODY, to give him attention in advance of tonight's presidential debate,...
BOOBIES!

A Thoughtful Soliloquy On Miley Cyrus, Her Nipples, And Also Donald Trump’s Nipples

Haha, made you click, we don't have a "thoughtful soliloquy" to share with you. OR DO WE? Let's give it a whirl. Miley Cyrus went on the Jimmy Kimmel teevee fun hour and, as usual, she was all nekkid....
Shockingly, this outfit is not a persuasive argument

Thomas Jefferson Cosplay Will Not Save Your Job

Remember when we told you about one Ira Dennis Hawver Esquire JD, who appeared before the Kansas Supreme Court dressed up as Thomas Jefferson? And no, he wasn't kidding. He was there to beg the court not to disbar...
Whatever, he should just move to Hawaii

America Is Freezing Cold, So Al Gore’s An Idiot. Again.

Hooray! It's that time of year when it's freezing cold, and everyone who Is Not A Scientist but is pretty damned sure real scientists must be wrong about global warming makes "jokes" about global warming because, duh, it is...

This 9/11 Story Will Make You Cry In The Good Way And Other News You Can Maybe Use

Wake up, Wonketeers, the weekend's over. Back to the stone what we grind, with some awwwwwwwww news, awful news, and yup, SCIENCE! It's not often you read a story about 9/11 and cry happy tears and thank whomever it is you...

Fox News Pundit-Actress Stacey Dash Thinks Kanye West Should Get Prison Raped, For Freedom

Stacey Dash is hip and young-(ish) and pretty and conservative and also knows who should get raped, and it is Kanye West. In a segment prefaced by blonde Fox bot Sandra Smith saying, "File this one under Just Stop...

Happy Links For Nice Time People (And Also For You)

Today over at Happy, we've got our fantasy of how Kanye's children's record would sound, our undying pledge of love for Liam Neeson, no matter what he does, we tell you what to listen to so far in 2014,...

We Will Pay All The Monies To See Kanye West Punch George Zimmerman

Last week George Zimmerman announced that he is giving some lucky bastard the chance to punch his grinning murder mug again and again. Rapper The Game, a giant slab of man meat, stepped up, but George Zimmerman would prefer...

Only 341 Days To Buy Us This Adorable, Non-Creepy 3-D Printed Fetus For Christmas

Since you can’t wrap up ‘arrogant self-righteousness’ in a box, what do you get your pro-life friend for Christmas? Fast Company has found self-righteousness's runner-up: A 3D fetus “figurine”! Holy drunken goatfucker, that is creepy. But wait! Like those infomercials...

Kanye West Will Tell You About President Obama Hurting Fee-Fees Of Very Important Person Kanye West

As if our president, the Glorious Moon Sun and All the Stars in the Heavens Barack Obama, has not had enough political turmoil roiling his administration in recent weeks, now he has to deal with the approbation of the...

‘Michelle Obama’ Has Thoughts On Kanye West, And Other Outbound Links!

Hey, remember when Kanye West had some Thoughts (though he sadly neglected to apply bell hooks' critique of Sheryl Sandberg's lack of intersectionality in his exegesis of classism) on how Michelle Obama couldn't wave her ass around like his...

Tea Party Congressman Jeff Landry Really Hopes Nobody Saw Him at Snoop Dogg Show

The Tea Party freshman who wormed his way into all our hearts when he held up some lame sign reading "Drilling = Jobs" at Obama's fancy Jobs speech* like some sort of fainting Claymaniac at an American Idol "concert,"...

Hong Kong Computer Animation Reviews George W. Bush’s Fetus-Kanye Book

We've checked with management, and it appears this will be our 21st and final post on George W. Bush's exciting new Twitter biography, Oh Mah God Mah Fave Rapper Called Me Racist, aka The Fetus Jar.