Tag: kansas

Spicey SO SORRY For Hitler! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 12, 2017

MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!

Trump Just Winging It Bigly Now. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 11, 2017

Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!

Plucky Teen Journos Go Woodward & Bernstein On Principal’s Bogus Credentials, She Quits, Hooray!

She'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!

DCCC Sees No Need To Elect Red State Dems To Congress. We See No Need To Give Money To DCCC.

There's a guy running in a special Congressional election in Montana, Rob Quist. He's a musician, a grassroots guy, works for food banks and arts funding in schools, swell fella, looks hella good for 69. (Nice.) You can and...
Don't mind me, I'm just being a complete asshole.

Kansas Gov. Brownback Vetoes Medicaid Cuz Jesus HATED Healing The Poor

Sam Brownback vetoes Medicaid expansion bill passed by a *thoroughly* Republican legislature, because he just can't stop being a dick.

GOP Rep.: Jesus Doesn’t Want You To Have Healthcare Because You’re So Lazy

It might be possible for a medical doctor to be more lacking in empathy. Wait, is he a surgeon, or no?

It’s Time To Save ‘Libraries’ From The Koch Brothers, All You Four-Eyes Pointy-Headed Smarties!

The Koch Brothers are going after public libraries now, because no one should have nice things they didn't personally buy.

Team Of Evils: Trump CIA Pick Mike Pompeo Also Complete Dick

BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!111!!!

Trump Transition Team Talking Muslim Registry, Probably Just Kidding Around

This will NEVER be the new normal.
Show everyone you voted

Nice Time Election News: Federal Judges Quite Insistent On Letting People Vote!

Democracy is breaking out all over the USA, and it's not even Spring
Is it November 9 yet?

Let’s Pretend To Care About Kansas And South Carolina! Your Senate Sunday Reaches Its End

Let's see what's doing in some red states, to round out our look at all 34 Senate races this year.
They do seem like natural allies...

Trump Foundation’s Gift To Florida A.G. Pam Bondi Was A Little Illegal. Is That A Crime?

Nothing to see here. Everything's on the up and up, all right.

Your Weekly Top Ten Cannot Even Handle This Video Of Wonkette Baby Dressed As A Zebra

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Kansas Lawmaker’s Child Reportedly FREAKING DECAPITATED By Unregulated Waterpark

Well, this is horrible, but it's the Daily Mail, so let's pray they're wrong: A 10-year-old boy in Kansas, son of a Republican lawmaker, was reportedly FUCKING DECAPITATED at Kansas City's Schlitterbahn Waterpark Sunday. Would it be better if...