Tag: kansas

Team Of Evils: Trump CIA Pick Mike Pompeo Also Complete Dick

BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!111!!!

Trump Transition Team Talking Muslim Registry, Probably Just Kidding Around

This will NEVER be the new normal.
Show everyone you voted

Nice Time Election News: Federal Judges Quite Insistent On Letting People Vote!

Democracy is breaking out all over the USA, and it's not even Spring
Is it November 9 yet?

Let’s Pretend To Care About Kansas And South Carolina! Your Senate Sunday Reaches Its End

Let's see what's doing in some red states, to round out our look at all 34 Senate races this year.
They do seem like natural allies...

Trump Foundation’s Gift To Florida A.G. Pam Bondi Was A Little Illegal. Is That A Crime?

Nothing to see here. Everything's on the up and up, all right.

Your Weekly Top Ten Cannot Even Handle This Video Of Wonkette Baby Dressed As A Zebra

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Kansas Lawmaker’s Child Reportedly FREAKING DECAPITATED By Unregulated Waterpark

Well, this is horrible, but it's the Daily Mail, so let's pray they're wrong: A 10-year-old boy in Kansas, son of a Republican lawmaker, was reportedly FUCKING DECAPITATED at Kansas City's Schlitterbahn Waterpark Sunday. Would it be better if...
Axe Cop is not racist. But he is scary, and will chop off your head.

Worst Cop Ever Threatens Tiny Black Girl On Facebook To Teach Dallas Mom A Lesson

A Kansas police officer was fired after sending a death threat on Facebook to a black woman in Dallas, because that is the internet, isn't it?

GOP Senator Just Saying He Hopes Sasha And Malia Obama’s Dad Dies Real Soon

Haha, conservative Christians are so funny when they pray for people to die!
You guys have any submissions for a new COTW logo?

Comment Of The Week: What’s Funny About Kansas?

It's the comments of the week! Try to show a little excitement, will you?
Jesus probably wants you to buy more gun now

Kansas Children! Get Educated, So You Can Haul Ass Out Of Kansas And Never Come Back!

Kansas Supreme Court told Kansas it had to have equitable school funding, or else. Kansas chose 'else.'
The cross flag lapel pin is a nice touch.

Kansas Prevents Thousands From Voting, Like Jesus Would Have Wanted

Did you hear THREE foreign people have voted in Kansas in the last 18 years? Obviously everybody else should be disenfranchised, then!
Ew gay.

Kansas Might Not Have Any Schools For Trans Folks To Terrorize This Fall, LOL WHOOPS

Gov. Sam Brownback's trickle-down business still isn't working, HUH!

Kansas Anti-Choicers Demand To Know Where Lawmakers Stand On Human-Animal Hybrids

Perhaps the most important question of our time.

Congress Surrenders U.S. Army To Known Homosexual, Thanks Obama!

Just last week, we were telling you about how, last year, Obama nominated a known homosexican, Eric Fanning, to be secretary of the Army, but that Republican Sen. Pat Roberts, a dickhead, was being a dickhead about letting him be...
Yet another victim of the vast government conspiracy

Bundy Militia Mom Oppressed By Big Government Just Because She Beat Her Kids A Little

Why are government tyrants always stealing patriots' children over a few beatings?