Tag: kansas

White Supremacist Terrorists Convicted, So There’s A Nice Time!

Funny, 'bomb plots' are not actually a form of free speech. Who knew?
Image: Jesus said unto the hungry masses, go get a job you lazy deadbeats

For Trump So Loved The Poor That He Made Many, Many More Of Them

If people want handouts, they should be coal company CEOs.

Wichita Tonight And Denver On Wednesday, We Are On The Road Again!

Come and see us while the seein's good!

How Much This Federal Judge Haaaaate Kansas Vote Suppresser Kris Kobach? Maybe A Little!

The latest installment of Kris Kobach's voter-suppression clownshow is over. Sequels already in the works.

Kris Kobach’s Top Expert Flagged Voters For Fraud Because They Were Named, Like, ‘Jose’

Who would have believed the voter fraud myth is based on incredibly dishonest statistics? Other than everyone.

Look At Your Amazing Babies, America, Part Two: Electric Gun Control Boogaloo

Think it might be time for some hope.
The cross flag lapel pin is a nice touch.

Kris Kobach Shits Bed Again On Kansas Vote Trial’s Fourth Day. Really, Just All The Shit

Oh lord this man is an incompetent schmuck.

Cory Booker Just Called Kirstjen Nielsen A Complicit Asshole, And We Are HERE FOR IT

Fuuuuuuuuuuck! Welcome to your new job, Madame Secretary!

Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017

GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Good Boy Jeff Sessions Gone Lock Her Up. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 14, 2017

Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!

Topeka Jerk Babies Fear Habitat For Humanity Homes Will Be Full Of Criminals, Which All Poor People Are

Welcome to the neighborhood! Here's your racist graffiti!

All About Gay Cakes Bout Gay Cakes! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 8, 2017

Senate Republicans don't want to touch ACA, Newt Gingrich plots his return, and Equifax gets hacked. Your morning news brief.
Don't mind me, I'm just being a complete asshole.

Sam Brownback Gets The Hell Out Of Dodge

Get it? Cause Dodge is, like, IN KANSAS.

GOP Senators Gonna Dick-Slap The Hell Outta Trump If He Fires Jeff Sessions

These GOP senators are defending the honor of their unbelievably racist best pal!

Trump’s Asshole Voter Suppression Commission Met Today And Elijah Cummings IS PISSED

Elijah Cummings is Mad About A Thing. Also this is your OPEN THREAD.