MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!
She'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!
There's a guy running in a special Congressional election in Montana, Rob Quist. He's a musician, a grassroots guy, works for food banks and arts funding in schools, swell fella, looks hella good for 69. (Nice.) You can and...
Sam Brownback vetoes Medicaid expansion bill passed by a *thoroughly* Republican legislature, because he just can't stop being a dick.
It might be possible for a medical doctor to be more lacking in empathy. Wait, is he a surgeon, or no?
Dickhole Smegma-Face Jason Chaffetz Needs A Manners Lesson, And Wonkette Is Just The Blog To Give It To Him
Come and listen to our gentle murmurs.
The Koch Brothers are going after public libraries now, because no one should have nice things they didn't personally buy.
This will NEVER be the new normal.
Democracy is breaking out all over the USA, and it's not even Spring
Let's see what's doing in some red states, to round out our look at all 34 Senate races this year.
Nothing to see here. Everything's on the up and up, all right.
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Well, this is horrible, but it's the Daily Mail, so let's pray they're wrong: A 10-year-old boy in Kansas, son of a Republican lawmaker, was reportedly FUCKING DECAPITATED at Kansas City's Schlitterbahn Waterpark Sunday. Would it be better if...