Tag: justice

Another Small Town Becomes Victimized By Constitution

Oh, Florida, it is America's treasured swampland. It is a place ruled by those important "small town values" and giant biblical structures donated by local highway construction hot-shots. Or at least it was, until some Jesus-hatin' foreigner came in...

Tom DeLay Finally Found Guilty of Being Tom DeLay

A jury in Texas (a pile of guns behind the prosecutin' headquarters) has found Tom Guilty delay of conspiracy and money laundering. Sorry, has found Tom DeLay guilty of conspiracy and money laundering. So even though a few months...

Obama Struggling To Confirm More Wise Latina Judges

More proof that Barack Obama is ... Nixon? A determined Republican stall campaign in the Senate has sidetracked so many of the men and women nominated by President Barack Obama for judgeships that he has put fewer people on...

Never Forget: Ayn Rand’s Wild Ride

It is time for our final installment, in which Ayn must pay for her foul deeds ... and economic justice is most certainly served. If you wish to be tortured again, head back to the beginning. Your artist has...

Washington Post Passes Froomkin To Huffington Post For Victory!

Here's some happy news: Fired WashingtonPost.com columnist Dan Froomkin has been hired by the Huffington Post to run the monster-blog's new DC bureau. Now mean old neocon Charles Krauthammer and his faux-liberal enablers at the Washington Post can't get...

Obama Loves Fancy Imports, Such As Dijon Mustard And Terrorists

President Obama, in addition to his many duties as Illegitimate Muslin Overlord of the United States, runs a secret and lucrative sideline business importing the international meat delicacy known as "Guantanamo Bay manflesh." His first import arrived in New...

Conviction Of Violent Creep O.J. Simpson Advances The Cause Of Racial Justice

O.J. Simpson did exactly two admirable things in his life: he played football well, and he was in The Towering Inferno. Besides that he was a completely unhinged wife-beating and likely double-homiciding egomaniacal lunatic with impulse-control problems. If you...

Brave Alaskans Liveblog Ted Stevens’ Trial So We Don’t Have To!

Uncle Ted Stevens, the elderly fraud who "gets hysterical when he has to spend his own money," will soon be going to trial for various lies related to the renovation of his Alaskan Sex Cabin in the wilds of...

WE ARE TOO BUSY COVERING THE LATEST SEX SCANDAL IN WASHINGTON TO KNOW ABOUT BLOGS VS. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS: The AP wanted a blog to not quote the AP, which is lame and anti-legal and whatever, so then the...

Senate Soooo Mad at Gonzo