Tag: justice department

Kellyanne Conway Really Needs A Job! Wonkagenda for Tuesday December 6, 2016

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Army Corps Of Engineers Tells Dakota Access Pipeline Developers To Go Lay Pipe Somewhere Else

The Army Corps of Engineers finally doesn't fuck something up. (Yes, we remember Katrina.)
Beloved cartoon character Elmer Fudd proclaims it's Rabid Season

Team Of Evils: Jeff Sessions Was Too Racist To Be A Federal Judge, But He Could Be Your Next Attorney General!

Yes, that election happened. And here's your proof that it's not just a bad dream.
It wasn't his case, but 9/11

Radicalized FBI Sleeper Cell Probably Led By Rudy Giuliani

Haha, attempted coups are hilarious!

James Comey Strikes Again (And Again And Again And Again)

We're pretty sure the FBI needs to GO TO JAIL.

FBI Basically Your Glue-Sniffing Right-Wing Uncle Now, So That Is Fun!

CLINTON CASH? The FBI is doing investigations based on what it read in CLINTON CASH? ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING?

James Comey Wouldn’t Want To Hurt Russia’s Feelings This Close To An Election! No, For Real

Looks like Comey only has 'standards' when it helps out Russia and Donald Trump.

Anthony Weiner’s Dick Explodes All Over Hillary Clinton’s Emails

A Children's Treasury Of Folks Wondering What The Hell Kinda Stunt James Comey's Trying To Pull Here
ELEVEN HOURS, ALAN!

FBI Finds More Hillary Clinton Emails, Oh Jesus, Kill Us Now

What does the FBI's letter about the new emails say? NOT VERY MUCH!

Donald Trump Demands Obama ‘Look At His Tape.’ What Tape? You Know, THAT Tape!

Look! Here's Barack Obama in 2008 admitting elections are rigged! Or not!
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

How Is Hillary Clinton Murdering America With Her Emails Today?

Is this 'quid pro quo' thing the smoking gun that should put Hillary IN JAIL? Ahem, no.

Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day, Native Americans, The DC Court Gave You This Pipeline!

Hell of a way to mark Indigenous Peoples' Day.
First they came for the presidential candidates...

Donald Trump Just Joshing About Jailing Opponent! Tip Your Waitstaff! Is This Mic On?

Good presidents turn chants like 'Lock her up!' into policy, don't they?
"Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders."

Wonkagenda: September 30, 2016

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