Tag: justice

Awesome Governor Won’t Pardon *Actually Innocent* Man, Because ‘Justice.’ Guess Who, It Is Mike Pence!

Sure, we knew Mike Pence was a piece of shit. But this case really underlines the point.
Sadly, the prisoners today tend not to be Gentlemen like Mr. Pickwick

Arkansas Judge: There’s No ‘I Have Pancreatic Cancer’ In Debtors’ Prison

An Arkansas city is being sued for using its courts as a system for extracting revenue from poor people. But if it didn't, it might have to raise taxes, and how is that fair?
An old selfie of someone we don't even know shouldn't bring us to tears, should it?

No Indictments In Sandra Bland’s Death. Guess Everything’s Fine In Texas, Then

A grand jury in Waller County, Texas, has decided against issuing any indictments in the death of Sandra Bland, the African-American woman who died in a jail cell after being arrested in a traffic stop over changing lanes without...
Now fit for official correspondence

Hooray, You Can Write Cusses On Your Traffic Tickets, America F*ck Yeah!

In a victory for the aggrieved and ill-tempered among us, a Connecticut man has prevailed against the prissy shitheads in a New York town who jailed him and charged him under an unconstitutional law because he wrote BAD WORDS...
The most important sacrament is refusing to bake cakes for gays. Religion fact.

America’s Gay-Hating Cake Bakers Would Like To Be Pen Pals With Cake Bigots In Northern Ireland

The owners of Ashers Bakery in Northern Ireland, victims of the growing international menace of gay cake-eaters, might be feeling a little discouraged this week after nearly a year of legal wrangling ended with a Belfast court fining them for the "gay cake...

Revenge Porn Extortionist Sentenced To 18 Naughty, Barely Legal Years in Jail

The operator of a nasty revenge porn scheme has been sentenced to 18 years just because he tried to extort money out of innocent people. But c'mon, man, how was he even supposed to know that was a crime? For a...

Rick Santorum Hates Americans For Our Erotic Freedoms

All the probable Republican presidential candidates have been visiting the Steve Deace radio wingnut program lately, in order to explain to Real Americans that people's fundamentalist religious beliefs will ALWAYS stomp on everybody else's rights, no matter what, because...
That's some fine police work, Lou.

Orange County Cops Putting All The Kids In Jail, No Big

In 2009, celebrated Santa Ana Police Detective Andy Alvarez was tasked to investigate a bloody attempted murder case, in which a man in a Jeep pulled up to three teenagers and opened fire on them. Alvarez had two leads....

Lefty Kansas Judicial Activists Join Corrupt Democratic Plan To Win Senate Race

The left-wing loons on the Kansas Supreme Court ruled on Thursday that Democratic gadabout Chadwick J. Taylor should be allowed to withdraw from the state's three-way U.S. Senate race. Taylor, suffering from acute Democrat Humility Syndrome, was cruelly bullied by...
We liked the Dodge Challenger in that show

Megyn Kelly Learns Bill O’Reilly A Thing Or Two About White Privilege, Santa Claus

9:00 PM, Channel 433 (HD): THE MOD SQUAD (1971): A brash younger member of the force (Megyn Kelly) explains the frustrations of the black underclass to a skeptical police Captain (Bill O'Reilly) whose traditionalist views blind him to the...

Doctor Testifies Homeless Man Kelly Thomas Killed By Meth, Not All That Beating By Police

In Fullerton, California, a forensic pathologist testified that a homeless man didn't die from being beaten and tasered in 2011. Nah, that was just what was going on at the time when his heart happened to fail because he...

California Lady Prisoners Got A Great Deal On Unauthorized Sterilizations, Weren’t Even Pressured Too Much

Most people, when they're being anesthetized for surgery, don't get asked if maybe they'd like a little extra snip snip on their baby junk while they're under. Most people aren't Kimberly Jeffrey, who "says she was pressured by a...

Hero Connecticut Supreme Court Justices Defend Rapists From Clutches of Temptresses With Cerebral Palsy

Here, Wonketteers, let us blog at you about a very, very sad story made EVEN SADDER by the geniuses serving on the Connecticut State Supreme Court. See, back in 2008, a man from Bridgeport, Connecticut, was found guilty of...

Judge Restores Early Voting To All Ohioans Because He Hates The Troops

The Obama campaign filed a lawsuit way back when, like last month or something, to claim that it was unconstitutional for Ohio to allow military voters early voting time in the three days before the election without extending the...

Fox News Not Really Interested In Reporting On Shooting Deaths Of Unarmed Black Teenagers

Fox News can generally be relied upon for a steady stream of artlessly jingoistic vomit, spewing forth from helmet-headed hairspray sacks who move their lips while reading important reports on hurricanes and other outrages against Heartland (= white, irrespective...

Another Small Town Becomes Victimized By Constitution

Oh, Florida, it is America's treasured swampland. It is a place ruled by those important "small town values" and giant biblical structures donated by local highway construction hot-shots. Or at least it was, until some Jesus-hatin' foreigner came in...