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Sorry Ladies, Super Sexy Sexxxter Todd Kincannon Is Off the Market

Good news, Wonkanovas! It seems that being a perv who enjoys sending unsolicited pics of your block-and-tackle to any woman who so much as looks at you is no impediment to finding a hot young thang to settle down with! This is a relief to yr lonely-hearted blogger, who will shortly sext every woman in our contact list a fuzzy shot of our own Lil’ Wonkette. Except you, Mom. We are speaking of our old friend and former executive director of the South Carolina GOP Todd Kincannon. This weekend Todd took a break from his usual daily activities, like wishing for the death of former soldiers whose political positions differ from his own or positing that a murdered teenager would have become a pole-smoking crack whore if he had not been tried, convicted, and executed on the spot for the crime of carrying a bottle of Snapple in the wrong neighborhood, in order to enter into holy matrimony with what appears to be a real, live human female. Read more on Sorry Ladies, Super Sexy Sexxxter Todd Kincannon Is Off the Market…
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Republican Who Tweeted About Trayvon Martin As A Drug-Addled Gay Hustler Would Like To Show You His Penis

This morning we learned about Todd Kincannon, a sensitive former executive director of the South Carolina GOP. We learned that he loves to say on Twitter that Travyon Martin deserved to be put down like a rabid dog, and also that if he had grown up (which of course he did not) he would have sucked penises for drug money. Is that a racisms about African Americans that we simply had not heard before? Or was Todd Kincannon wishfully thinking? Rightwing blogger Brooks Bayne, attempting unsuccessfully to clean up the perv log in his party’s own eye (THE BIBLE), took the (engaged) Kincannon to task last October for sexting his cock to young ladies he did not know. Read more on Republican Who Tweeted About Trayvon Martin As A Drug-Addled Gay Hustler Would Like To Show You His Penis…
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Keeping It Real at the 9th & U Flea Market

The 9th & U Flea Market is not trying to be organic, bohemian or new age, and that’s why it’s the best market in D.C. But a quick warning: This is certainly no farmers’ market — there are more stalls selling wings and fried turkey legs than fresh produce — so don’t expect to find Pippin apples for your Sunday pie. Read more on Keeping It Real at the 9th & U Flea Market…