Tag: julian assange

The 83 Most Embarrassing Moments In Donald Trump’s AP Interview

This is the leader of the world's sole superpower, everyone. TAKE A BOW.
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Who Do You Root For In Julian Assange V. Jeff Sessions? None Of Them Katie!

Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...

TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017

Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!

Stupid Intercept Idiots Wish Rachel Maddow Would STFU About Trump’s Russia Scandal

Does Rachel Maddow not follow Glenn Greenwald on Twitter? Does she not know she is doing FAKE NEWS?

Trump’s CIA Director Just Read WikiLeaks Fuckhead Julian Assange FOR FILTH

Donald Trump is gonna be SO PISSED when he finds out his CIA director loves America more than he loves Trump. Also it's your OPEN THREAD!

What Was Julian Farage Doing In Ecuadorian Embassy If He Wasn’t Meeting Nigel Assange?

Connect the dots, if any. Maybe there are no dots. Maybe YOU'RE the dot.

Obama NEVER Tapped That Ass! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 6, 2017

Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!
He seems nice!

Milo Quits Breitbart To Spend More Time Giggling About Pedo Sex

How the 'mighty' have fallen!
Are we sure he's not just Bill Maher with funny hair? Funnier hair?

Looks Like Julian Assange Is A Common Liar (WHOA IF TRUE!)

In shocking news, Assange may be going back on his promise to face extradition to the United States. Really.

Really Nice Time: Obama Commutes Chelsea Manning’s Sentence To Time Served Plus A Tiny More

President Obama issued one last burst of commutations for federal prisoners Monday, including a reduction of Chelsea Manning's sentence from 35 years to time served, plus another four months so she can get ready for life after prison. The...

Glenn Greenwald And Kellyanne Conway Apparently Too Stupid To Understand What Spies Do

Why won't these spies just SHOW THEIR WORK???

Obama Makes Us All Cry One Last Time. Wonkagenda for January 11, 2016

Obama gives his farewell address, Trump might be in a pissy mood, and Jeff Sessions gets a letter from Coretta Scott King (again). Your morning news brief!
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Butthurt Donald Trump Still Butthurt About Russia Maybe Stealing Election For Him

Donald Trump's statement after his big boy intelligence briefing leaves much to be desired.

Donald Trump Can’t Wait To Ignore Today’s Intelligence Briefing On Russian Hacking

Everything you need to know about the latest developments in the Russian hacking story!

Sarah Palin Is Idiot, Whereas Tom Cotton Is … Correct? Huh, That Can’t Be Right …

Sarah Palin and Tom Cotton have thoughts on Julian Assange. GUESS WHICH ONE IS STUPIDER.