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Has Roger Stone Been Telling COMMON FIBS About His Collusion With WikiLeaks?

Roger Stone, DISHONEST? The fuck you say!

AND STAY OUT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 8, 2018

Shame on Eric Schneiderman, Rudy's about to get benched, and Melania rips off Michelle Obama (again). Your morning news brief.

The 436,287 Best Times Sean Hannity Tongue-Bathed His ‘Lawyer’ Michael Cohen On Live TV!

This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.

Scott Pruitt, Superfund Site! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 6, 2018

Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.
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Roger Stone’s Hotmail Account Dined With Your Mom Last Night

Yes, really, his HOTMAIL.

DOES ROGER STONE SHOCK YOU, ROBERT MUELLER? IS HE A VERY SHOCKING BOY?

Is Roger Stone the CENTER OF THE CONSPIRACY? Or is he just some dude with a fucked up-shaped head who likes to act like he has friends?

Trump Makes VA Great Again With ‘Girther’ Doc. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 29, 2018

Trump's doctor to lead the VA, Laura Ingraham is being a stupid mean girl on Twitter, and more about DJTJ and his dick. Your morning news brief.

LORDY, Adam Schiff Is Pretty Sure There Are Tapes!

Everything you ever wanted to know about the House Intel Committee investigation Devin Nunes refused to do!

March Goes Out With A Lamb! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 14, 2018

Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!

Oh Fuck Off, Axios

Things we do not need today: Journalism-splaining from Axios on how everybody SHOULD have handled Sam Nunberg.

Sam Nunberg Went To CNN And MSNBC For More Free Therapy Last Night. It Did Not Go Well.

How day-drunk was Sam Nunberg, on a scale of One to Dana Rohrabacher?

And Then Sam Nunberg Bit His Own Dick Off On Jake Tapper’s CNN Show LOLOL TOTALLY NORMAL

We are sorry for calling Carter Page the dumbest person in the Trump-Russia investigation, we will never do that again.

HOLY FUCK, WHAT DID TRUMP IDIOT SAM NUNBERG JUST DO ON KATY TUR’S MSNBC SHOW?

Well he did say he thinks Donald Trump probably committed crimes during the campaign, so there's that!
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Another Week, Another Million GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING Stories!

Fucking hell, we are already exhausted.