julian assange
Anonymous Claims It Stopped Karl Rove From Hacking The Election By Hacking ORCA, We Think
Oh cool, Anonymous (we think it is Anonymous?) says Karl Rove was gonna vote fraud all the Machines, and that’s why he was so flabbergasted and refused to believe it when Fox called Ohio for Bamz, but they stopped him from stealing all the Machines by jamming up ORCA, because it was not actually a [...]
BREAKING: Assange Eludes Extradition, Flees To Ecuador In Elaborate Masquerade
Wikileaks: Guantanamo Detainees ‘Not Dangerous’
Here is the morning’s top non-news story: Famous terrorist organization Wikileaks has released Top Secret documents which suggest that America’s Permanent Detention Center in Cuba is full of innocent people! How could this be? The leaked Detainee Assessment Briefs also include “intelligence” coerced from detainees, after they were “interrogated.” For instance, al-Qaeda has allegedly “hidden [...]
Julian Assange Dancing
Yeah, about what you’d expect. [YouTube]
‘Julian Assange: Houseguest’
Look, if Allison Silverman sends us an e-mail asking if we would post a video she made, what are we going to do, not post it? We’re going to post it automatically. Because that woman is a comedy genius. It’s going to be a fine tragedy when the Anonymous retards kidnap her Neopets or whatever [...]
Julian Assange May Or May Not Have Said There’s a Jewish Conspiracy Against Him
When Mr. Hislop pointed out that Mr. Rusbridger was not Jewish, Mr. Assange countered that The Guardian’s editor was “sort of Jewish” because he and Mr. Leigh, who is Jewish, were brothers-in-law. Later, the article recounted, Mr. Assange asked Mr. Hislop to “forget the Jewish thing,” but he continued to insist there was a conspiracy [...]
Julian Assange Can Be Tortured By the Americans, U.K. Court Rules
A British court ruled on Thursday that Julian Assange is an international INTERPOL Amber Alert Threat and must be extradited to Sweden immediately, so that he doesn’t miss his connecting flight to Bagram. (How many hours of “hanging on a meat hook” will it take before Julian confesses that he is Un-American, just like Scotland [...]
Here Are Photos of Julian Assange’s Famous Broken Condom!
Congratulations, condom. Now you too are famous. As far as we know, the condom hasn’t spoken a word to a police about its connections to the American government or how much it paid it off. [Gawker]
Ambassador Fired For Saying Thing About Gaddafi In WikiLeaks Cable
In what appears to be the first diplomatic casualty from the latest WikiLeaks revelations, the U.S. ambassador to Libya has returned to Washington and is likely to leave his post, U.S. officials said Tuesday. Libya doesn’t like American ambassadors speculating on what Gaddafi does with his “nurses,” it turns out. Perhaps this diplomat will sue [...]
Lying Warmonger Judith Miller Blasts Assange For Not Verifying Info
Disgraced Newsmax “reporter” (government neo-con lie re-spewer) Judith Miller is also on Fox News, it turns out, because they hire commentators based on how many war crimes they’re responsible for. (Even though nobody on Fox & Friends can understand what Genghis Khan is saying.) According to Miller, who yes, blindly spread the lies given her [...]
Government-Secret Celebutante Julian Assange Poses For Weird X-Mas Photos
Here is a super cool action-shot of Julian Assange jumping over a fence at the Tower of London after feeding some cornish hens, or whatever, for some reason. Yes, Julian Assange has nothing better to do than pose for some cute photos in a Santa costume for Newsweek while celebrating the birth of the original [...]
Julian Assange Does Robert Mugabe a Solid
The prime minister openly admitted the incongruity between his private support for the sanctions and his public statements in opposition. If his political adversaries knew [he] secretly supported the sanctions, deeply unpopular with Zimbabweans, they would have a powerful weapon to attack and discredit the democratic reformer. Later that day, the U.S. embassy in Zimbabwe [...]
Julian Assange Has Book Deal; Julian Assange Dick Photos Are Out There
Julian Assange is still standing in the snow outside of his mansion-prison in the land of animal-blood-eaters, talking to fellow journalists (and all the kids watching at home!) about the dangers of condom use when having sex with a sleeping woman. And also Latin American wiretapping, if they have time. He is still wearing that [...]
WikiLeaks People Constantly Being Assassinated, According To Assange
WikiLeaks leader Julian Assange is hanging out in his British perp-castle of journalism right now, with nothing to do but get angry at newspapers for publishing details of his alleged rapes. But that doesn’t mean everyone isn’t trying to assassinate him. They totally are! Julian Assange is very excited about this. “I have a serious [...]
Julian Assange Out On Bail; Let’s Look At His Weird E-mails To a 19-Year-Old
Julian Assange has finally been released on bail, LADIEZ. Who wants to buy him some train tickets and condoms he may not use? All of you? Keith Olbermann? Yes. The man has a whole castle to himself, one full of rustic objects with which to hold you down, if that is your sort of thing. [...]
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