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  gaffe or something

Australia’s ‘First Bloke’ Talks Prostate Exams From Asian Women (Video)

Here’s a little humor from, um, down under. At a reception for the Australian and West Indies cricket teams, Prime Minister Julia Gillard’s longtime boyfriend, Tim Mathieson, took the time to discuss his work in men’s health awareness. “We can get a blood test for it, but the digital examination is the only true way to get a correct reading on your prostate. So make sure you go and do that,” said the “First Bloke.” “And perhaps look for a small, female Asian doctor is probably the best way to go there.” Read more on Australia’s ‘First Bloke’ Talks Prostate Exams From Asian Women (Video)…
  bitches man ... bitches

Aussie Prime Minister Broad Natters On And On, Won’t Shut Trap About ‘Sexism’

Above, via LittleGreenFootballs, is a quite enjoyable 15 minutes of Australian Prime Minister Tilda Swinton smearing her menses all over the leader of the opposition, Richard from Downton Abbey, for being a total sexist lorry. It is because some other dude, this “Slipper” fellow (who serves with Tilda in the Labor Party, which is center-left) sent some nasty sext messages to this other dude, Ashby, and Ashby has charged him with sexual harrassment, and Richard from Downton Abbey (who is in the Liberal Party, which is like the conservatives there?) decided to lecture Tilda Swinton about misogyny. (But not about not sexually harrassing gay guys?) Do you think Tilda Swinton cared for being lectured by Richard from Downton Abbey after all he did to Lady Mary? SHE DID NOT! So you can watch that, it is fun how she reduces all the male members to big moaning babies because she is all like “hey, sexism exists.” But more importantly, WHAT DID THE OFFENSIVE TEXTS SAY??? Read more on Aussie Prime Minister Broad Natters On And On, Won’t Shut Trap About ‘Sexism’…
  no future

New Aussie PM Eagerly Awaits Queen Elizabeth’s Death

Did you know that Australia, the America of the Antiopdes, still squirms under the brutal heel of Elizabeth of Windsor? It is true! The Aussies came close to throwing off her yoke a decade ago, but she used her lizard-person mind powers on them somehow and they slavishly voted to keep sending her forty tons of the nation’s best uranium and its twelve most comely virgins every year. But now Australia has a lady PM who is impervious to the Queen’s mind tricks and perhaps dreams of being ruler herself! Too bad she will lose the election Saturday, maybe. Read more on New Aussie PM Eagerly Awaits Queen Elizabeth’s Death…