Tag: juli weiner

Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Grab Bag Of Grotesqueries

Duuuuuudes. Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, the (*koff!*) weekly feature where we roll up whatever seeds and stems are left from stories that weren't quite compelling enough to make a full post, but too stoopid to ignore...

How Wonkette Helped Vanity Fair’s Juli Weiner Flunk Out Of College Or Something Probably

I fell in love with Wonkette while I was interning at Teen Vogue, one of my 700 college internships and I can remember the post that did it for me. I just spent the last 10 minutes (sixty lifetimes,...

Now We Shall Repost Ken Layne’s Repost Of Juli Weiner’s Writeup Of Betty Ford’s Boozy Chocolate Cake

Who can forget this classic Thanksgiving liquor cake recipe from First Lady Betty Ford? Our dearly departed Juli Weiner wrote this up several Thanksgivings ago, and we still reprint it every year, even though now she makes Harry Potter...

Now We Shall Repost Ken Layne’s Repost Of Juli Weiner’s Writeup Of Betty Ford’s Boozy Chocolate Cake

Who can forget this classic Thanksgiving liquor cake recipe from First Lady Betty Ford? Our dearly departed Juli Weiner wrote this up several Thanksgivings ago, and we still reprint it every year, even though now she makes Harry Potter...

What’s the Mystery Thing In the Painting In the Mitt Romney Portrait?

Your former editor Juli Weiner has an Important Article at Vanity Fair about Mitt Romney's strange Official Portrait from when he was the socialist governor of Taxachusetts. For all of his money and all of his calculated lust for...

Juli Weiner To Anthony Weiner, On Weiner Jokes: ‘It Gets Better’

Former Wonkette editor Juli Weiner has something special to tell hard-on-having congressman Anthony Weiner: Dear Congressman Weiner, Hi! My name is Juli Weiner. Although I am a brunette in my early twenties, you do not follow me on Twitter. So, I...

Your Beloved Former Wonkette Editor Juli Weiner Is Now In Vanity Fair Magazine

The talent-pool demons at Vanity Fair stole away our Juli Weiner last year, and then they made her blog the same kind of stuff she blogged for Wonkette, but she had to work at the bottom of an elevator...

Seattle Times Defiles Memory Of Ted Stevens, Sarah Palin’s Best Friend

Here is a scan from the Seattle Times from, uh, sometime after Ted Stevens died in a plane crash, we guess, sent to us by a tipster known only as "foog," who may or may not be the person...

JULI WEINER IS THE NEW POLITICO: Bloodthirsty ambitious blog monster Juli Weiner, your beloved ex-Wonkette editor who is now editor-in-chief of New York City's Vanity Fair organization (the Mafia), typed up some wacky jokes today about the faptastic new...

JULI WEINER TALKS TO GOD! Fancy Vanity Fair writer Juli Weiner got the God of France's voice mail and, well, listen if you dare.

Forgotten Political Book Now Free With Two Packs of Camel Lights

Our dearly departed Juli Weiner sends this New York street scene of a newsstand that doesn't show nearly enough respect to TIME magazine's "The Note" blog-to-book, Game Change. Come on, can't we put this important work somewhere better than,...

Important Changes Regarding Your Wonkette: Bye And Thanks But Mostly Thanks!

Well hello! A brief note from your Tuesday and Thursday morning editor: Today is my final day at Wonkette, as starting on Monday I will be blogging for Vanity Fair's VF Daily blog, so please come hang out there, too....

JULI WEINER never answered these four e-mails she didn't get.

BECAUSE NEWSPAPER EDITORS ARE DUMB & LAZY: Your editor Juli Weiner once faked out an entire prosperous town with the simplest of pranks, all because of one little public-urination dual arrest.