Tag: judicial watch

Superlawyer Larry Klayman Can’t Represent Armed Bundy Gang, Probably Because Judge Is On Rag

A bitch judge who is probably totally on the rag won't let Larry Klayman represent Cliven Bundy and his misshapen sons, because she says Larry Klayman is bad at law and lied to her and misrepresents everything and did...
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Justice Department OK With Hillary Clinton Deleting Emails About How She Did Benghazi

Know all those emails where Hillary Clinton was like "Dear Bill and Chelsea: I JUST DID BENGHAZI," and "Sure, Meryl Streep, I am all the way down for brunch, but FIRST I HAVE TO DO BENGHAZI," and "Dear Huma...
Portrait of a man looking forward to a nice university president job

National Review Online Really Wants To Read Eric Holder Word-Sexing His Wife

Eric Holder, who is kind of a jerk sometimes and is pretty great other times, is in some sort of lawsuit or something because Fast & Furious Ebolagate Solyndraghazi. But did you know he has claimed he shouldn't have...
This animation annoys us: aren't the two choo-choos on the left crashing into each other?

Morning Maddow: So Many GOP Lies, So Much Rachel Debunking

Rachel Maddow brought us a double helping of Debunktion Junction Wednesday night, because there was just too much misinformation out there for a single segment. First off, she looked at that outrageous ad that congressmoron Kevin Cramer filmed in...

Daily Caller Bombshell: Obamas Still Refusing To Take Greyhound Bus To Hawaii

The Daily Caller proved conclusively this weekend that Barack and Michelle Obama are the most pampered, spoiled, wasteful Imperial President and First Lady ever in the history of America, mostly by throwing out a whole lot of big numbers...

Hero Larry Klayman Accepts Ethics Censure So He Can Get Back To Saving America

Last we heard from legal superstar/world saver Larry Klayman, he was suggesting that maybe Chief Justice John Roberts was blackmailed into voting to uphold Obamacare, and we pointed out that showed a slight lack of awareness about ethics, as...

Mean Judge Blocks Wingnut Search For All The Gays In Justice Department

Pour out a 40 for the latest rightwing witch hunt, which was burned at the stake by Federal Judge Ellen Segal Huvelle -- she decided against a Judicial Watch lawsuit in a Freedom of Information Act case. All Judicial...

A Children’s Treasury Of Derp: So Much Crazy, So Little Time

Somehow, the end of the week brought us a flurry of stories that are all special wonderful snowflakes of stoopid, and while they're all worthy of pointing and laughing at, we just can't devote an entire post to each...

Secret Conservative Group ‘Groundswell’ Plotted World Domination Through Unbeatable Combination Of Hashtags And Whining

David Corn has a big scoopy scoop today and it is a dose of pure, uncut, unadulterated schadenfreude injected directly into our veins. And we hate needles! Still, we shot up and our eyes rolled back in our head...

Wingnuts Furious: Department Of Justice Incites Race War!!!1! Through Mediation And Conflict Resolution Techniques

We have a lot of fun here at Wonkette, writing dick jokes, putting on caption contests that you are very terrible at, and demanding that someone who does not own a car nevertheless make daily Thai food deliveries to...

Larry Klayman’s Out Of Order! You’re Out Of Order! This Whole Trial Is Out Of Order!

Do you remember when you were young and you played...well, whatever the hell imaginary thing you played? Dress-up, tea party (no, not that kind), transformers, whatthefuckever? You probably grew out of that by, say, college, because then girls (or...

Jim Hoft And Judicial Watch: Black Lifeguards Will Murder All The Children With Drowning

Today in your daily jesus please shut UP Jim Hoft: the Stupidest Man on the Internet links to someĀ  argleybarglyboo from Judicial Watch about Phoenix's goal of getting some African-American and Hispanic lifeguards at public pools that are,...

Larry Klayman, In Perfectly Sane ‘Obama Killing Whitey’ Column, Outs Secret Meetings With Bob Woodward

Larry Klayman is an important attorney and figure on the Right. He founded Judicial Watch -- which in addition to suing Bill Clinton every time he sneezed, also sued the Bush administration over Dick Cheney's secret energy meetings. Then...

Judicial Watch Founder/Clinton Nemesis Larry Klayman Might Have Touched His Children In Their Swimsuit Areas

Well this is gross and awful. Larry Klayman, who made his bones with Judicial Watch, which was constantly suing Bill Clinton every time he sneezed (with his penis), and who most recently has been writing for WND and representing...