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Cow Porn Judge’s Stash Revealed!

Friday, June 13th, 2008

No, sickos, we are not going to reveal those photos on the front page of this FAMILY PUBLICATION. Instead we will show you a clip from Judge Alex Kozinski’s appearance on The Dating Game many moons ago, before he started amassing a collection of naughty pictures and viral videos that would shock all but the most seasoned readers of Mad magazine circa 1970. Sexy cow-lady photo after the jump. MORE »


Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

That's a paddlin' - WonketteThe man pictured, a Mobile, Alabama Circuit Judge, “is accused of periodically removing prisoners from Mobile County Metro Jail and spanking them in a room at the courthouse.” With a paddle. The NAACP is defending him, but it’s surely only a matter of time before we find out he works for Giuliani or something. UPDATE: Well he’s pictured if you click on the top tag there. We’d fix it but Wonkette runs on software built by a trained seal and hosted on an Amiga somewhere in Hungary and we don’t know how anything works. [WKRG]


Daily Briefing: Anywhere it Wants

Monday, January 8th, 2007

* The “100 hours” plan is dead before it begun, as Democrats will now focus on the “elephantine gorilla” that is Iraq. [WP]
* And by “focus on,” they mean, “do everything possible to stop a troop surge.” [WP]
* With little Wesley Clark doing his part too. [WP]
* Broadly written anti-terror laws are proving disastrous for asylum seekers, even Gary Bauer agrees. [WP]
* Chief Justice John Roberts is deeply troubled about the “constitutional crisis” of federal judges forced to mortgage their mansions. [WP]
* Joe Biden signs on to provide the comic relief for the Democratic Presidential primaries. [NYT]
* Charlie Rangel is all smiles about chairing Ways ‘n Means. [NYT]
* Frothy mouthed hordes of hot-pink fanny packers can’t wait to swarm the half billion-dollar Capitol visitor center. [NYT]


Fort Bend County Judge to be Capped

Friday, August 4th, 2006

Cheer up, everyone — Tom DeLay may remain in Congress until the Earth collides with the sun, but at least we no longer have to fear for our safety when we cross him in dark alleys. As Reliable Source reports today, DeLay, whose concealed-weapons permit was revoked when he was charged with a felony, may be SOL: MORE »


An Open Letter to the Judge Who Quoted Us in Court

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006

collinf.jpgDear D.C. Superior Court Judge John Bayly, MORE »


Remainders: Do You Hear What I Hear?

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

* “Podfisking,” it’s all the rage. [Andrew Sullivan] MORE »


Is Chivalry Dead in Texas?

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

nathan%20hecht%20harriet%20miers.jpegForget Kansas — what’s the matter with Texas?

Most guys get in trouble for talking smack about their ex-girlfriends. But down in the Lone Star State, if you say a few nice things about your ex-girlfriend, you can get in trouble too. This is most likely to happen if you’re a judge, you said those things in 120 interviews with the media, and your ex-girlfriend was seeking an appointment to the U.S. Supreme Court at the time.

Remember Nathan L. Hecht, the Texas Supreme Court justice who rushed to the aid of his erstwhile paramour, White House Counsel Harriet Miers, during her disastrous SCOTUS nomination? Well, now he’s being dragged before the Texas State Commission on Judicial Conduct. The Commission is tsk-tsking him for trying to be a good ex-boyfriend, claiming that his public statements about Miers violated the Texas Code of Judicial Conduct, which forbids judges from “advanc[ing] the private interests of the judge or others.”

More details, after the jump.

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Still More from the Admirable Candor Department

Thursday, May 25th, 2006

In a world of constant spin, it’s refreshing to come across someone who doesn’t even try. The Washington Post reports:

free%20logo.gifTwo organizations that have provided free trips to hundreds of federal judges received large contributions from tobacco, oil and other corporate interests, according to documents released yesterday.

The Montana-based Foundation for Research on Economics and the Environment (FREE) and George Mason University’s Law & Economics Center previously said corporate money does not pay for the judges’ seminars or declined to disclose their donors.

But documents released by the Community Rights Counsel, a nonprofit Washington law firm, show that corporations including Exxon Mobil, Philip Morris and R.J. Reynolds Tobacco have contributed tens of thousands of dollars toward these programs.

How did FREE respond to this news? In surprisingly frank, unintentionally amusing fashion. Check it out, after the jump.

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Remainders: Everyone’s a Winner

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

* Some friends of ours in New York went to the National Magazine Awards last night. One link for the liveblogged version, one link for the narrative description (on a blog), and one link reminding The Atlantic that they didn’t get to participate in the self-congratulatory excess. [Gawker; HuffPo; Fishbowl DC] MORE »


Here Come the Judges

Monday, May 8th, 2006

Desperate times, desperate measures: MORE »