List of Books Sarah Palin Banned Is Just List of Books That Have Been Banned Before
Monday, September 8th, 2008
According to many billions of emails received today at Wonkette Headquarters, intrepid Internet sleuths from “a former New York Times reporter” to “my librarian mum” have discovered the True List of books that wingnut creationist anger-bear Sarah Palin tried to ban when she was mayor of a strip mall in rural Alaska. Well, we have sleuths of our own, and they are called Legion but also all called “Google,” and you libtards have been had, again. MORE »
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This Virginia Tech massacre is like the White House Correspondents dinner and 9/11 combined! You never know what bigshot news anchor you’ll meet. This reporter from some education trade mag was pretty much hanging out with Wolf Blitzer this morning:
Hot journalism-job gossip from The Politico’s newsroom: If you are a “twenty-something” reporter, you can clean out your desk. Don’t forget the “iPod” or whatever! 
So you’re elevated to your current position because your predecessor got cancer, and every single official you represent is a thieving scumbag with 2% approval ratings, and the country is so crippled that Honduras could probably launch a successful invasion. What do you do, Dana Perino? You make Alex Trebek jokes, obviously:
Every year about this time, a group of elderly newspaper editors is slowly led to a table and shown stacks and stacks of three-part investigative reports about the recent problems with polar bears, the long boring process of building some civic auditorium, or the proud journey of a little Guatemalan girl born with six heads. The senile newspapermen drool a bit on the “finalists,” and pretty soon Editor & Publisher has posted the leaked list. 
The bloodletting continues at the Post. Here’s all the bad news from the last quarter of 2006: 
This would be much funnier if he actually killed the White House press corps, but George W. had some “fun” yesterday by briefly acting like someone who worked for a living. Bush got on a tractor — we don’t know why he’s going to tractor factories, do you? — and solemnly putted around for a moment. 