Wonkette

What is this crap, you ask? Well, as of 8:53 p.m., the New York Times‘ article about Pope Ratzi — the lead story on their website right now — currently says “END” on page three, and is followed by several pages of the reporter’s notes and drafts. Too bad this never happened with any of Judy Miller’s articles. Stupid Pope! [NYT]

SOMEONE TELL DRUDGE — BUSH IS STILL THE PRESIDENT NOT CHENEY. [AP via NYT]

This is bogus malogus! Wonkette gave like three months and several seasons dirty sex names because the G.O.P. was touching voters. And by “voters” we mean “penises of little boys.” Silly NYT, always having some liberal sorta bias thingy and whatnot. [NYT]

Old man Politico sure is concerned about those Hill staffers not getting their holiday parties, what with damnable new ethics laws poisoning the egg nog. Le sigh. But hey, who are those sexy looking “staffers” in the accompanying photo? MORE »

The actual breaking news was something about Oprah doing some crazy Oprah stuff. But “afdsadf” gets the job done too.