Tag: journalism

Maxine Waters Beated Lefty Reporter To Death, But It’s OK He Got Better

Not since the Bowling Green Massacre have we seen such unprovoked violence.

Tucker Carlson Sorry For Making Mean ‘Teen Vogue’ Lady More Famous Than Tucker Carlson

Tucker Carlson may not be the stepping-stone to fame he thinks he is, maybe.

Montana Dem Rob Quist Bodyslammed NOBODY Tonight, Because He’s FUCKING NORMAL

Montana Republican Greg Gianforte, running for Congress TOMORROW, is a thug and a lunatic.

Florida Man Now Doing Bath Salts While Writing Journamalism

Florida: It's not the heat, it's the turgidity.

Trump’s Bodyguard Also Too Very Good At Leaking Everybody’s Secrets!

Guys, they're really just not good at this stuff. Any of it.

Fun Things We Learned About The Comey Firing: A Wonkette Listicle!

Comeypocalypse Now! Comeygeddon! Comey Comey Comey Comey Comey Chameleon! Also, your OPEN THREAD

Deleted Comments: War Is Glorious! Good For The Economy!

Thank goodness America wasn't run by liberals during WW II!

Plucky Teen Journos Go Woodward & Bernstein On Principal’s Bogus Credentials, She Quits, Hooray!

She'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!

Deleted Comments: That Nazi Angela Merkel Just Doesn’t Understand The Superior White Race

So here's a new one: A white supremacist who doesn't like Nazis. Our comments section gets the best visitors!

Devin Nunes Accidentally Told Truth About Trump White House Investigation. That’s Not Like Him At All!

A meaningful slip? Or just a slip of the tongue? Let's assume the worst!

Deleted Comments: The Canadian SCOTUS Will Surely Hear Of This Outrage!

Yeah, we're just digging this hole deeper.

Fake News Troll Wants To Write For Wonkette! WE SAID YES!!!!

Poor struggling young James O'Keefe wannabe can't get US on his dildo boat!
READ A BOOK!

Deleted Comments: I Do Not Understand The Sarcasim Of This Article

So little time, so much stupid!