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Insane Internet About To Commit Suicide Over Hillary Clinton's Existence

Christ, the Pennsylvania primary isn't until April 22 and at its current rate, the Internet will have long since committed suicide, over and over and over again. Over the last week, many bloggers have gotten so bored with the lack of actual news that they have become werewolves. Specifically, the level of violent rage directed at Hillary Clinton has reached that of Osama bin Laden in late 2001. Do not be surprised to see some of the bloggers below resort to self-immolation the next time Hillary Clinton says something on a radio show. More »

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A Children's Treasury of Depressing, Truer-By-The-Hour Commentary About Hillary Clinton

She is truly a monster, run by the Lizard King Bowser, running kamikaze nosedive straight into the soul of our personal Secular Jesuses. She is ruining everyone's life. We need to end this primary, because all of this Internet ranting and raving about Hillary Clinton is just starting to sound too real. More »

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Sex Slaves + Jack Abramoff = Post Writes Self

Above, a selection from the November 13, 1997 Congressional Record. The speaker is Representative Ralph Hall (R-TX) and the subject is, of course, sex slavery in something called the Northern Mariana Islands (apparently we own them?). Like most stirring congressional rhetoric, these words were in response to a Readers’ Digest article, and were suggested/written by the office of super-lobbyist Jack Abramoff, who, along with li’l ol’ Tom DeLay, was doing a bit of business with said Islands. The gist: the sex slave was asking for it dressed like that. More »

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It's Almost Enough to Distract Us From the Dry, Lengthy Discussions of Quasi-Legal Appropriations-Related Misdoings

Did you see that fascinating piece on pardoning Scooter Libby over at… uh… More »