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Posts Tagged ‘joseph ratzinger’

WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?

Appeaser Obamas Meet With Former Nazi

Friday, July 10th, 2009

Hail Satan! Hail Satan! Hail Satan!
What enemy of America is Nobama meeting now? Oh, just former Nazi Youth and New World Order socialist Joseph Ratzinger, Italy’s latest “bad pope.” How lousy is this pope? He even let Chicago Muslin lady Michelle Obama inside His boys-only clubhouse! [CBC]


SOMEBODY TELL ALEX JONES!

Teabagger Alert: Pope Ratzi Creating Newer ‘New World Order’

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

And if my thought-dreams could be seen, They'd probably put my head in a guillotine ...
Former Nazi Youth and rancid pontiff Joseph Ratzinger has an important message for the agitated teabaggers of America: An even newer New World Order is on the way, and this one is going to be run by the Vatican — along with, we suspect, a 13-seat Council of Elders including Goldman Sachs, Barack Obama, Israel, Red China, NAFTA, Michele Bachmann (oh hell yeah she’s working for the NWO!), the IRS, let’s see and probably the Sierra Club, KFC-Taco Bell, NASA and the Carlyle Group. Hope you like FEMA camps! [New York Times]


NEW STUDY PROVES IT

Obama *Almost* More Popular Than Nazi Pope & Multi-Racial Golfing Star Combined

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

I'll Jack U off.Well, Barack Obama has failed again. The so-called president isn’t quite as popular as Nazi Pope Joseph Ratzinger and Partially-African-American Nike model Tiger Woods combined, according to an idiotic new study which also revealed that 5% of Americans want to meet and have their topless picture taken with teevee’s Hannah Montana. MORE »


VILLAINS

Nazi Pope Believes the Holocaust, Now That He’s In Israel

Monday, May 11th, 2009

The devil wears Prada.Monstrous wingnut Joseph Ratzinger somehow became pope a few years ago — this is because of ancient Catholic-Sith rules dictating that each “good pope” must be followed by a “loathsome beast.” But Ratzi is unique even among the Sith Popes, for he is the first Bishop of Rome to be an actual Nazi, for Hitler, in Nazi Germany. Jesus, talk about your breaking of historical barriers …. Obama’s got nothing on this creep! Anyway, Ratzinger comically lived up to expectations by supporting actual Holocaust-denying fellow wingnut bishops, and now he’s in Israel kissing ass, but luckily nobody believes his evil horseshit. MORE »


BENEDICT XVI

Friday, April 18th, 2008

POPE FEVER! Do you have the Pope Fever? Well next time wear a condom! Meanwhile learn about all the popes who were even worse than Joseph Ratzinger. [Brightest Young Things]


FUNNY PICTURES

New York Times: Pope Meets With Many, Many Victims Of Pedophile Priests

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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The New York Times is pretty much on a “Pope Roll” today, and here’s the latest hilarious proof that should be in your NYT newspaper, if you are old and subscribe to the paper version. Here’s not-so-beloved Pope Joseph “Benedict XVI” Ratzinger, speaking to an overflow crowd of many thousands of “Victims of Sexual Abuse” at Nationals Park here in Washington. MORE »


FUNNY PICTURES

Popemania: George & Laura & Jenna Bush Say Hi To Pope!

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Sinead O'Connor must be rolling in her grave right now ...
The leader of America’s religion, Christianity, finally arrived in America today! The president and his wife and their daughter, Jenna, rushed down to the airport to say howdy. The pope held Jenna’s hand and cackled, in German, “You’re very pretty, for a girl.” MORE »


PEGGY NOONAN

Peggy Noonan Is Confused By Scary German Pope

Friday, April 11th, 2008

It's Mourning In America!America’s greatest living political columnist, Peggy Noonan, has a heartbreaking new essay in the Wall Street Journal. Poor Peggers loved the previous, cute pope so much — she even wrote a book about him! — and now she’s stuck with this creepy old German with hollow eyes and the kind of personality that was really only effective in the military, during World War II, in Germany. MORE »


FUNNY PICTURES

Pope Returns From Hell

Friday, October 19th, 2007

Beloved anti-Nazi pope John Paul II is back, according to Vatican TV. And this time, he is a terrible fire monster! We know about this because we accidentally had CNN Headline News on the other day, with the sound off, for some reason we can no longer remember, and suddenly there’s a terrible picture of the dead pope next to another picture of the Fire Pope. (It was on that douchesack Glenn Beck’s show that nobody has ever intentionally watched.) MORE »


HENRY KISSINGER

Kissinger, Pope Ratzi Form ‘Papal-Jewish Conspiracy’

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

Catholic Press Service really doesn't want us using this photo. - WonketteThe world’s scariest two people — Henry Kissinger and Pope Joseph Ratzinger — have reportedly formed an alliance that Iranian officials soberly described as a “papal-Jewish conspiracy.” MORE »